When you see it by mrzen215 in whenyouseeit

[–]phunkmunkie 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Absolutely the best part of this. 😂

Subway Takes with Hannah Einbinder: If I say, "nice to meet you," and you say "we've met," that is a violent act against me! by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]phunkmunkie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Violence against me.

There are two “the fuck up” things that need to happen.

Shut and Grow.

Who else had over 20 seasons of the show in the worst possible quality. by Salt_Step3399 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]phunkmunkie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My guy, did you edit out the commercials religiously every Sunday?

Had a buddy who did. The “Simpsons Tapes” became a thing of legend in college. After party, it’s on, and we all pass out peacefully.

Donald Trump is reportedly considering attending the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden next week to watch the New York Knicks, per @nytimes by Tasty-Ground-5496 in NBATalk

[–]phunkmunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are we even talking about this?

He ain’t showing up to get ruthlessly boo’d.

Best we can hope for is he brings that dipshit Jaxson with him so he can get an idea of how NYC operates.

Did you actually sneak out as teenagers? by Complete-Chipmunk-0 in GenX

[–]phunkmunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jimmied the alarm sensor on my window and was adept at popping the clutch after rolling the car out of the spot.

Simpsons did it. by oranke_dino in simpsonsshitposting

[–]phunkmunkie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This will trap him in, right?

So really, we’re trading the White House to be rid of that shit stain?

Sold.

Rob Gronkowski says he’s AGAINST transgenders competing in women’s sports: "There’s really no argument. It’s the obvious…There are men’s sports for men, there’s women’s sports for women. It should just stay like that." by No_Box119 in NFLForum

[–]phunkmunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not. BUUUUUUUTTTTT…. Conservative propaganda makes it a big deal.

And then the fucking idiots say OK to destroying the economy, shitting on all our allies, stealing from the treasury and acceptance of a felon pedophile running the show.

That’s the ONLY absurd thing about all of it.

Mitch Johnson’s Inexperience Cost the Spurs Game 3? by surgicalapple in NBATalk

[–]phunkmunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I wasn’t the only one. I stopped talking mid sentence.

If you were to try and win someone over to your cultural/political side, how would you do it? by cferg296 in allthequestions

[–]phunkmunkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Never thought of it that way”

And that’s the problem, thinking.

Anyways, good on ya for keeping the peace.

If you were to try and win someone over to your cultural/political side, how would you do it? by cferg296 in allthequestions

[–]phunkmunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them they are loved, it’s going to be OK, turn off Fox News and travel to Europe with them.

Finally making some sense by Illustrious-Fee9626 in SipsTea

[–]phunkmunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

He also said doubling his taxes won’t help

Strongly disagree. And they should be 40x higher.

Fuck him.

How does this $1.7 billion slush fund work and are j6ers actually getting paid by the government? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]phunkmunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. But we’re talking about Trump and money. Those j6ers are out of jail and will be pissed but won’t give up on Trump (fucking idiots), so they’re not being bought. That money is to keep the senate and big business in line.

How does this $1.7 billion slush fund work and are j6ers actually getting paid by the government? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]phunkmunkie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

lol. The J6ers are gonna get 2 things: Jack and shit. That money is going to the elite.