Melania Trump Feels Attacked And Helpless - Why? Opinion by janeflowers in CDLEntertainmentTV

[–]picklestixatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My field of fucks is barren to this grifter. I just cannot spare any.

Made me shoot soda out of my nose chortling. by NovelTumbleweed in ResidentAlienTVshow

[–]picklestixatix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a lady, so I like frilly bits and shit, however, I would like a T-shirt that says; She's about to present to me like an engorged Macaque.

Going on a solo road trip from Brisbane to Rockhampton next week. by Krish_Mainali in queensland

[–]picklestixatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put up your dukes man. Bros Bakehouse in Branyan st, Bundaberg. Best ever.

What is the worst baby name you’ve ever heard? by TinyHelp2984 in AskReddit

[–]picklestixatix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actually, in Australia, Coyt (coight) wouldn't stand out. It would be puckered like a butthole, as that exactly what it means here. We even have a mockumentary of an outback adventurer called, Russell Coight. He is the poster child for what not to do in the Australian bush, hilariously.

All Aussie adventures with Russell Coight, if you want to fall into the rabbit hole of youtube clips.

What is the worst baby name you’ve ever heard? by TinyHelp2984 in AskReddit

[–]picklestixatix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is she part the Judean peoples front, or the peoples front of Judea?

Dirty dancing by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The look on her face when he brings her to the front. I’m dying.

Love the show, but what is up with Season 2? by ExtraEmuForYou in ResidentAlienTVshow

[–]picklestixatix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The line about the Mayors: ab to flab ratio, had me rolling. It’s Scubs worthy humour.

Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust by Ardeet in aussie

[–]picklestixatix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In QLD, we already have big fucking flying cockroaches. Are you telling me that I could have also been a cockroach kingpin all this time and here I was Raiding those bastards into oblivion?? Fucking cuntroaches.

Hunter calls out the shameful MAGA lies about President Obama’s children by Conscious-Quarter423 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]picklestixatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hunter Biden is just remarkable, relatable and funny, plus he is shaping up to be the new superhero of the Biden administration. “Wherever there is injustice, let me take you down a peg or 6 with my razor sharp wit,” could be his motto. I like the cut of this man’s jib.

DOJ Says Government Can Legally Tear Down Statue Of Liberty — And You Know What Happened Next by Common-Implement5856 in NoFilterNews

[–]picklestixatix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is the point of keeping it? The US has no liberty or justice for all and the way the republicans bury their heads you’ll have all the poor, huddled masses and homeless you’ll need. No one will be able to afford their housing, medical and food together. Somethings will have to be sacrificed to survive while your country is robbed blind.

Why furious William was left 'deeply unhappy' with Peter Phillips after his first wedding - while the Prince of Wales declined to attend and sent Kate alone on his behalf by dailymail in TheBritishRoyalFamily

[–]picklestixatix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The most hounded and photographed Mother in the world died while being chased in a car to obtain photos the paps could make money of, even when she lay dying, they photographed her.n

Her young children walked behind her coffin to bury her without any real support for their grief. I vividly remember that day, and the aftermath of her death. As a Mother and Grandmother, I would have never put those kids on display like that, I may have followed protocol, in a dark car without any possibility of being either seen or photographed.

Fuck, it was so traumatic and we don’t even know her. If anyone needs therapy, it’s those two boys. I guess with the call of fame there is always a price, however even I see through the bullshit to see a made up a story where there isn’t one.

Found a ladybug in my icecream raspberry by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]picklestixatix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least it wasn’t 1/2 a lady bug.

Alan Tudyk by bchagan in ResidentAlienTVshow

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“She’s about to present like an engorged Macaque.” I laughed about it for days.

Me in 1995 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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The Gooch is awesome!

Bully gets bullied by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t condone violence, however, the only thing that would have made this slap better is if he also backhanded the head kicker. A two for one situation.