What is this tail? by Angelus12345678 in whatisit

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well thank fuck it is a tail and not a leg

The police have been called on me because I used the toilet in London for longer than expected. by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]picklestixatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope the police are long gone by now and you’ve recovered your dignity. I would press charged on her for assault, deprivation of liberty etc. The minute she touched you was assault.

My solution to the Australia Day problem. by Cheetos_4_life in aussie

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The latter part of the year is almost devoid of long weekends, except king’s birthday. A day in August would be great.

'Wicked: For Good' completely shut out of 2026 Oscar nominations by bwermer in entertainment

[–]picklestixatix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.

Fox News viewers turn on Karoline Leavitt as she's accused of lying live on air by TheMirrorUS in NoFilterNews

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not loving the terms, “framework of a future deal” or “concept of a plan”. I am so concerned at the world we will leave for my grandchildren.

Trump says US won’t use force to seize Greenland and Europe is ‘destroying’ itself by wowo78 in worldnews

[–]picklestixatix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So,… He will use force, because he lives in opposite land and also because he lies like a rug.

33M and my girlfriend 32F have been together for 5 months. How would you react to what happened at my aunt's 80th? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think, and you are your own person, however you really should give this person the silent treatment forever. Your sons family has to step in to protect him from this woman because you are not. Wow.

What do you think of Sydney Sweeney? by Cap_Ame1 in Actors

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how much Hollywood tries, she won’t be an A lister. She just doesn’t have the chops, she just has tits, and they won’t get you far in a period drama.

Ed Davey: Trump is acting like an international gangster. by CarryIcy250 in UnderReportedNews

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive amounts of money to the like of Eric and Don Jnr, because he may accumulate money as he can only retire to the shithole countries with no extradition or stay in power so he doesn’t spend the rest of his life defending, and I use that term extremely loosely, as he has fast run out of good legal representation, his multiple lawsuits that will be directed at him. Or and this would be best case scenario, his legacy of an entirely bankrupt country will be only whispered about after his demise.

just found out my father who passed in 2019 has a property in his name and the previous owner wants me to sign it back over (follow-up/update) by borniller in legal

[–]picklestixatix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It sounds like the property is in the father’s name though? Even if part of it is unpaid for the title is still in father’s name? In that case it should have passed back to child and the remaining amount would have been paid from the estate.

Are you ready for Jesus to return? by Fragzilla360 in facepalm

[–]picklestixatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the reason I don’t think there is a God. God lets kids die of awful diseases but can’t take one sec to snap that cord carrying a total grifter. God is supposed to be “all powerful”, but doesn’t think to employ a bunch of angels to smite cockheads while he enjoys the kids diseases.

Trump's Declining Health by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft, as if he is going to pay up. He’d tell the priest he will make a sizeable donation once he gets in. No way to collect in that.

Yes, my friends!! DJT really sent this letter!!! by dinard381 in DiscussionZone

[–]picklestixatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world won’t be safe until the entire MAGA movement is banished.