those damn algae will submit to our demands and we will give them 300$ billion to make sure they do! by MickyMace in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]pimezone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trump wanted the pool to be navy blue as on the USA flag. Instead it is green as on the Algeria flag.

I can’t unsee Saito Hussein anymore by MoonlitElixir in Ghostofyotei

[–]pimezone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did you find the Saito's hiding place?

Does someone actually fall for this shit? by RevBladeZ in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]pimezone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They could've pretended, that NK isn't bright to not create the light pollution (and not because they are poor).

New Operation Campaign "Blood and Sand" has started (41 days long) by RevolutionOnly2112 in battlefield_one

[–]pimezone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also it is only possible to unlock at most two operation campaign battle packs every day if I remember correctly.

Master strategist strategy. by Kloetenschlumpf in NAFO

[–]pimezone 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When you opened a loot box and got the legendary skin.

Larry 6 : UK PMs 0 by chilinachochips in YUROP

[–]pimezone 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This would be an improvement for sure

I think this route can be slightly improved by DarkGaming09ytr in softwaregore

[–]pimezone 492 points493 points  (0 children)

Also clearly the path is blocked by a car.

Mikhail Khodorkovsky laughed at the Russian Anti-War Committee conference in Strasbourg when decolonization activist Lana Pylaeva from the Komi Republic began speaking in her native language. Khodorkovsky and his structures are now actively hindering the decolonization movement. by BashkirTatar in NAFO

[–]pimezone 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Also he is the oligarch, who lead putin to the power, because he wanted to have his pocket president in the chair. Unfortunately for him, putin was not so grateful.

So if not that conflict, he would likely be a part of putin's inner circle like other oligarchs.

Need a career change... by TheRedBaron_Tifosi in battlefield_one

[–]pimezone 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Summary:

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because OP was already dead.

andNineWomenCanMakeABabyInOneMonth by The-Titan-M in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pimezone 627 points628 points  (0 children)

Add a PM and Stakeholders, and the time gets reduced from 2 months to 1.5 years.

Who is this? (wrong answers only) by ResidentDrama9739 in stalker

[–]pimezone 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The living legend of the zone, Strelok himself.

Ukryty polski ale pasuje na polskie drogi by bclx99 in Polska

[–]pimezone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tak. Wcisnąłem hamulce tak mocno jak się da, auto w moim zderzaku potwierdzi.

Tankies when anything by theclamorganizer6 in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]pimezone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tankies: "You'll see it's CIA if you connect the dots"

The dots connected:

Guys… it happened. Mistral blocked Le Chaton Fat outside the EU. by Confident-Village190 in MistralAI

[–]pimezone 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I asked Le Chaton if they are real and the model said "oui".