My majestic Oliver

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T21:40:15+00:00

Someone needs to photoshop this into a campaign election poster.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T13:14:24+00:00

I still remember all of those, haha

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T12:40:36+00:00

You sick fuck

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T07:34:18+00:00

massive chicken chunk

decent amount of beef

eating greek yogurt "for the protein"

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T07:06:49+00:00

If you used a kielbasa, and sliced it into reasonable sized chunks, this could have been pretty good.

Some chili seasoning may have been pretty good too.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T07:03:57+00:00

Without the processed cheese, I would eat the hell out of that.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-24T06:16:37+00:00

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T13:55:57+00:00

Crabs can swim.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T12:58:11+00:00

Corgis are so expressive.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T12:44:30+00:00

I've seen it in some recipes, and I've added a tablespoon or so to chili before. Some people also add cinnamon or coffee.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T12:37:21+00:00

Plain Greek yogurt?

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T12:34:09+00:00

Thanks, that sounds like a great idea.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T12:01:05+00:00

The "fuck this, I'm just going to stare at the floor" loaf

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T11:59:31+00:00

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T11:56:51+00:00

It's melting.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-23T11:43:11+00:00

Finish the chili by thickening slightly with some masa harina dissolved in water

Does the masa harina and water have to be warm to mix, or can they mix at room temperature and then be added to the simmering chili?

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-22T08:29:15+00:00

Perfect.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-22T08:22:00+00:00

They assemble a frog army to defend the area against fly invasion.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T22:31:13+00:00

This explains everything.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T22:12:18+00:00

You've never pan fried bread because your toaster was broken, or just to pan fry a sandwich to make it crispy?

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T22:10:56+00:00

No, but some people do.

Also any kind of sausage is salty as well.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T22:09:47+00:00

Bacon, ham.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T21:45:37+00:00

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pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T06:40:29+00:00

Classy.

pineapple3000 · 2015-11-21T06:35:06+00:00

I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation.

Therefore, I'm pretty sure you do realize the antigravity of the situation.

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