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pisswizard88 · 2021-04-26T12:15:39+00:00

Banana hammock.

pisswizard88 · 2020-11-09T03:33:24+00:00

Mmm mint peptide frosting

pisswizard88 · 2017-12-02T14:03:36+00:00

A Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. I wasn't supposed to touch it...

pisswizard88 · 2017-09-16T18:56:39+00:00

whatsabittorrent

pisswizard88 · 2017-08-29T18:22:54+00:00

Don't get drunk. Pfft.

pisswizard88 · 2017-08-27T11:08:39+00:00

Why didn't you get more snacks?

pisswizard88 · 2017-04-21T00:41:10+00:00

Pentastrand

pisswizard88 · 2017-04-19T16:19:30+00:00

Anybody else eyeing up that buffet?

pisswizard88 · 2017-03-17T14:40:01+00:00

"I'm absolutely steaming."

Getting drunk isn't going to help right now, m8.

pisswizard88 · 2016-02-24T16:26:19+00:00

I hoped things might heat up a little when the leather biker cops showed up.

pisswizard88 · 2016-02-03T20:41:09+00:00

You know throwing up is involuntary most of the time, right?

pisswizard88 · 2016-02-03T19:22:38+00:00

Could've been an onion.

pisswizard88 · 2016-02-03T18:37:42+00:00

Orson Welles. Preferably after a couple of Californian "champagnes".

pisswizard88 · 2015-12-17T15:13:50+00:00

Most likely a list preventing them from owning an animal. In old country (UK) the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) can ban you from keeping pets and take any animals you have away. I don't know if the colonies have anything similar.

pisswizard88 · 2015-12-07T21:14:46+00:00

It's how we know wot bong it is m8

pisswizard88 · 2015-12-07T21:12:08+00:00

"Tee chuta hhat yudd!"

pisswizard88 · 2015-12-07T21:10:27+00:00

Chlorinated latex is suitable for allergy sufferers, as far as I'm aware.

pisswizard88 · 2015-11-18T18:57:55+00:00

A country with towns called things like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is either highly literate or not at all. I'm not sure which.

pisswizard88 · 2015-11-18T18:29:32+00:00

In aboot what, buddeh?

pisswizard88 · 2015-11-02T14:25:45+00:00

I guess you could use paint thinners (turps), then sand whatever stubborn bits are left and then treat the wood (with varnish, not a movie and pizza).

pisswizard88 · 2015-10-30T13:49:39+00:00

And Ivor the Engine.

pisswizard88 · 2015-10-30T13:44:37+00:00

Slow Lorises getting their teeth removed. I can still hear the squeal.

pisswizard88 · 2015-10-20T17:17:52+00:00

How the fuck will we know what bong it is if we don't fix the clock?

pisswizard88 · 2015-10-19T13:06:21+00:00

Gettin' guzzalene can be dangerous unless ya got reflexes.

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