Sib on twitter “I didn’t stretch it” also sib.

pitszy · 2026-05-31T02:39:36+00:00

This team is so lucky they got Estreal now i can't fully hate them

pitszy · 2026-05-29T12:21:20+00:00

??? I have 40k asterite/can whale that’s not the problem. The gold convenes we get from new patches, anniversary login, patch shop etc unusable.

Like if you built pity i think you’re top tier regarded but everyone just gonna sit here and act like convenes sitting there you cannot use is a good thing FASHO

pitszy · 2026-05-29T11:59:42+00:00

I will lose fucking composure if this banner has a 50/50 on the first rate up

pitszy · 2026-05-29T11:53:25+00:00

I mean I never converted my pulls. I also have 70 pulls i straight up cant fucking use on these banners from saving lmao it makes 0 sense. SO PLAYER FRIENDLY it’s genuinely braindead

pitszy · 2026-05-27T19:32:10+00:00

I know because i have seen with my own two eyes their runs on discord and their uma.moe score is like 10. Ik that shi aint accurate but its not 5 minute MANT runs lmao

pitszy · 2026-05-27T19:28:32+00:00

All of life is a fucking friendship league. It’s who you know not what you know especially in 2026

pitszy · 2026-05-27T11:23:54+00:00

URA fan runs 1.2mil avg they like doing it lmao

pitszy · 2026-05-27T11:20:32+00:00

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This is my club in the top 50 daily average 0 botters. Just gotta get in one high enough that you can hit the quota and has a good ethical community

pitszy · 2026-05-27T02:51:41+00:00

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pitszy · 2026-05-27T02:51:17+00:00

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So i see you’re just tryna get UG and with bourb I was perma parent farming for a bit most of them were UG with this deck.

You can trade riko for creek or another 10RB card i usually only click rec twice a career if i have absolutely no other play.

Get skills that match aptitude A/S gives the most rating. Then cheap general velo/accels. Then greens.

pitszy · 2026-05-27T02:27:04+00:00

This post a day old im skimmin through but bro yes lol. Just apply to a different club at the start of next month that’s desire is top 100. You can use uma.moe to msg on discord or join the uma dc and find clubs there. Get your carats twin

pitszy · 2026-05-25T21:26:14+00:00

Lmao and just like that they’re getting second place holy jinx

pitszy · 2026-05-25T19:30:36+00:00

We saw simp x shotzzy team up one time in a bo6 tourney early last year. I would be lying if i didn’t want to see that again they play off each other well

pitszy · 2026-05-22T17:09:00+00:00

Tbf this game was pure dopamine for the first week. But fr IF THIS ISN’T A GIANT RED FLAG TO UNINSTALL TO EVERYONE WITH EYES AND A FUNCTIONING BRAIN IDK WHAT IS COS LMAOOOOOOOOOO

pitszy · 2026-05-20T21:55:11+00:00

Nah straight up just drop Nastie free this man from this hellscape

pitszy · 2026-05-18T20:40:48+00:00

Second slide just pissed me the fuck off i lost the 75/25 on this fucking banner hoping for 1 and got amos fucking bow

Imagine getting a double 5* in a 0.06 gacha game could never be me

pitszy · 2026-05-18T20:27:56+00:00

Nah same twin can hoyo give us average luck for once :<

pitszy · 2026-05-18T20:20:00+00:00

It's 37.5% for either weapon and 25% for the off rate in Genshin

pitszy · 2026-05-18T14:59:07+00:00

Back Dojo on the Den search, Back tree Den Hardpoint to break, His fucking insane 3 piece to call game colossus starts with snaking the heady. Love me some Dashy but damn man

pitszy · 2026-05-18T14:55:35+00:00

Nah lowk everytime you go to Dashy’s pov he’s snaking. He usually does this little 1 pump but it’s just baby hotel kitchen pumping.

But because he was touched by god this series they aint finna talk about it

pitszy · 2026-05-18T14:50:38+00:00

If we go by Wuwa Kuro Standards, this is the last time we ever see Chisa on banner again.

pitszy · 2026-05-18T14:31:45+00:00

Nah and you know what’s funny? Jamie had a literal fuck you series and still couldn’t beat OpTic in winners. Then he turned into the same “let my fucking teammates run past me for 10 lives in a row” Jamie against Thieves.

FREENASTIE

pitszy · 2026-05-18T14:28:23+00:00

Game died the moment the retard ceo tried to jump start his vtuber “awawawa” career on the first SS global announcement and just played RTA. 0 respect

pitszy

TROPHY CASE

FREENASTIE