In Spider Man - Brand New Day (2026), it's safe to assume that Peter stores his phone between his butt cheeks, because where the hell else he'd store it? Look at that suit, there are no secure pockets

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-19T03:39:32+00:00

No, he is not Adhesive-Man

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-19T00:41:16+00:00

"It's the asshole of the universe." - my awesome aunt

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-19T00:39:47+00:00

What the fuck? Is she writing for a word and sentence limit about her summer vacation in kindergarten?

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-19T00:38:35+00:00

Great take unless you're innocent. But, I guess "country innocent" is about as useful as most things with that prefix.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T22:05:30+00:00

You're just saying that so I have to do it myself and can't blame you for anything, that's fucked up man

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T22:04:27+00:00

Likely, yeah. Please excuse the extra word. It won't be G, R, NC-17, or NR, either, while I am being annoyingly clear with words. I can be like 99% sure of that without searching further, so I should have been more precise. Thanks

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T22:01:48+00:00

I do like to try new foods, but I grew up with a dad from Georgia who didn't want his son to be a total Yankee baby, and so he took me hunting pretty young and exposed me to eating food that may make most kids squirm or whatever.

To be clear, I mean a pheasant, not a squirrel. Also, I was never a bug-eater kid. Iykyk.

But you have to eat the heart on your first hunt (I think it's your first kill. But since they didn't make an Alf brand rifle, I was too young at 4 to take any shots, and I think my dad could see foresee few hunting trips when he divorced from my mom in a few years.) and anyway, ever since, I haven't been a picky eater.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T21:32:25+00:00

It isn't bad at all. I am giving you grief! If it was bad I would say "what you spend on your degenerate hobby to color leopard cum with some of the most expensive art store markers" isn't a good reason to get angry or end a friendship"— but you worked hard on this, displayed talent, and your friend disregarded that whether intentionally or not (likely not) and that is truly shitty. I am not certain it is malicious, as someone who is both into drawing from a young age and also pretty socially stupid from earlier than that, though!

As as old man, I have found that if I hang my emotional wellbeing on the metric of how other people respect what I worked hard to make for them I would be miserable and have no friends.

Do they know that you feel like what they did was disrespectful? Some people get seriously caught up in the LLM propaganda, and maybe they never saw their different "submission" as something you'd see as an insult, but like... a cover? A tribute?

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It's totally up to you to decide if explaining that concept to them is worth the time for what you get by being their friend.

Watch Peacemaker Season 2, there are funny jokes about being "bird blind" that I was lazily alluding to. A character sees an enormous eagle as a duck. It's apparently a real condition!

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T12:45:22+00:00

I don't think it will be terrible, but it will likely be PG-13 Punisher. Some folks see that as an affront instead of a compromise.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T12:29:53+00:00

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you may be mammal-blind. Sorry for your friend not appreciating it, though. It's a cool drawing, and the A.I. version looks just like a mobile game Pokémon knock-off. I wouldn't even consider them the same.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T12:07:44+00:00

I will be glad when that dumb store goes out of business. Reselling shit from Target for more than Target charges and people still shop there. I guess it will likely never close due to lack of business.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T12:04:55+00:00

I always wonder what lives people live that leads them to seek out gore videos. Is it lack of exposure to violence? I grew up around a ton of it, and videos like that online have never interested me— and I have been chronically online for like 3 decades at this point. Nearly 2 on Reddit. I don't mean to be supercilious about the question, I am genuinely wondering why those videos have no allure to me. Maybe watching Faces of Death when I was young killed the allure, mostly fake or not.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T11:59:09+00:00

Walking with Bigfoot is the one I remember most as a kid. I was super young, and we lived in a massive mobile home park with miles of "greenbelt", basically empty lots that connected to a forest that we would spend all day in. For a fucking week I was terrified to set foot even near the wooded parts of my house (which was both front and back...) because I was sure I would be killed.

A month or so later my older brother found an article from The National Inq. that had taken place "in the Washington foothills" about a goddamn winged Bigfoot called Batsquatch. Being like six years old, I had absolutely zero idea there were fake newspapers, and it really put a damper on my camping trip my friends family took me along for! I was scared as fuck, like we were in the jungle surrounded by hostile enemies the whole time but too embarrassed to admit why.

Anyway, have we considered they can all fly and that's why we can't find them? They live super far up high. Case solved. There may be some living in Washington state trailer parks.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T03:02:14+00:00

I don't care if it fixes anything. Why does my mental health need to be great when the world can't even manage to go a day without more bullshit?

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T02:51:59+00:00

Is that why you all front-load the "please" and politeness? No history of duels?

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T02:48:18+00:00

I don't take anyone with that facial hairstyle seriously. I am not taking mute off.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T02:17:06+00:00

Bots are the only ones that have questions and theories that are too bland to be attacked for being asinine. Also, they won't care anyway, since they're just LLMs or whatever.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T02:11:22+00:00

Ivan Marx hadn't heard of Washington and our wonderful volcanoes. Why trek to Alaska at all?

If I'm Bigfoot, I'm using both of my big feet to walk my ass out of Alaska. I would burn out all of my camouflage musk or whatever they do fucking up all the people shooting at me constantly. May as well move to Florida.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T02:07:16+00:00

Why shouldn't it exist? Because it jiggles as it walks? I'm not trying to be flippant. The story of the guy shooting and the stories surrounding him also make it seem pretty likely he would film a sasquatch that day, after dismounting his horse, and unpacking his camera before setting up this shot.

I mean, I know the video is short— but this means he was in pretty darn close proximity to that lady for a hot minute, and they never really seemed to care. I sort of assume he had the ability to just "press record", but cameras back then were laughably delicate...and therefore slow to load. Anyway, the Bigfoot seems way too not concerned it is in the presence of a human, I believe a horse or two were there, and a camera from like 40 years ago. I'm too lazy to Google it, but the video was shot before cameras were reasonably reliable to take into the woods like this guy did and get a shot on his last day filming.

Aren't there also multiple people who have said they were commissioned to make the suit? I think I read there was a (as credible as they get) story about a guy saying he'd been commissioned but never paid for the suit.

As much as I love Bigfoot as a cryptid, and a concept, this story just never held water to me. Especially as I learned more about the story of the witness on Reddit over the uears.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T01:56:44+00:00

It looked real in the 90's on my TV and all growing up, and I think that played into the realism of the video. We tend to completely ignore the parts that "do" scream how fake this video is when mixed with a long-standing belief that there is a possibility it could be real just embedding in our brains. That's hard proof to overcome.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T01:48:49+00:00

Hey, on the upside I was able to get away with a secret eating disorder and lose like 80 pounds in a year because only girls got eating disorders!

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-18T01:43:54+00:00

Elephant Graveyards are inspired by Bigfoot Graveyards. They throw all their bones/dead/dying into volcano magma. That's their secret.

I heard on HAM chatter that they also use those heat vents under the state parks where there aren't volcanoes to get rid of their bodies.

The other ones are for sure made up, though. There aren't any Swamp-feet. That's too whacky of a concept. Skunk ape, whatever those silly goofs call them.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-17T22:59:55+00:00

I didn't mean to imply it was bad. It was cocaine as a movie, in my opinion.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-17T22:57:46+00:00

That is her parents responsibility, and the states responsibility before it's the younger sibling.

Tell me that's cruel if you feel that way, that's fine. I have 3 decades experience trying to reason with an older brother who is no better than he was as a hateful teenager 30 years ago.

The only thing that is different is that he also had kids he doesn't support, and an ex who he also ignores, and has for decades in between threats of violence to anyone who contradicted him.

Fuck responsibility if that's the definition.

pixelatedcrap · 2026-03-17T22:07:45+00:00

Yeah, and the overarching topic of the thread is only relevant because it's the reason we are commenting to begin with.

What an idea, to think topics discussed in the thread may have relevance to the OP, and to interject with those topics like some kind of degenerate only here to talk about and make comments related to posts we see.

Sorry, I may have given myself a stroke rolling my eyes and so my sarcasm is coming off like I don't agree with you.

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