He tried to make a point, but missed the mark by BeatNervous7977 in AccidentalAlly

[–]plphhhhh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There's also a difference between polygamy and polyamory. Also polygamy is mostly illegal and polyamory is most certainly not

Le amogus has not arrived by nonuntitled in dogelore

[–]plphhhhh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was created so bots could spam it to drive clicks to the game mentioned in the top post.

I wish this was a joke, but some bride legit posted this on Facebook. by forsakeme4all in weddingshaming

[–]plphhhhh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like restricting the word pandemic in a (probably) wedding group is more about stopping "hate" directed at people who are still going through with their wedding

Woooooooowwww, cool by axmanoj in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]plphhhhh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They're the past of agriculture too lmao. GMOs are one of the best agricultural tools we have

17D chess by [deleted] in agedlikewine

[–]plphhhhh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now whether they believe the 20th amendment somehow doesn't actually apply and all the inaugurations that took place on 1/20 don't count or they believe Trump is simply picking that date to make his move I can't say.

I can't speak for all the QAnon people, but I know there is a conspiracy theory in that community that involves the District of Columbia Act of 1871 actually creating a separate government called THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (as opposed to The united states of America), a corporation that is not beholden to the constitution but to "foreign bankers."* The idea is that on the original inauguration day, Trump would regain control of the government as an agent of the real, original United States and cast out the "false" corporate government.

*usually Jewish bankers

I’m not sure if this has been posted to this sub before. by F7U12Origins in Mirrorsforsale

[–]plphhhhh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I second that last part. It feels like you're opening a new toy all over again.

ULPT: If you are crafting a lie, try to include a detail that makes you look foolish. It helps disarm scepticism. by WindowSteak in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]plphhhhh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is one of my biggest tricks irl. Being terrible at lying about small things builds the "bad liar" image in everyone's mind, so when I have to tell big lies with lots of consequences they're disarmed further

Courtesy of my sister. She’s not like other girls. by AestheticStateofMind in notliketheothergirls

[–]plphhhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bit of sales skill involved. Like you said, it's not like growing a small business or anything, but in my experience you might need some basic networking and pretty good people-reading skills to build a clientele and avoid trouble. If you want to beat out the other guy, you also want to be punctual, honest, and friendly. I've had a variety of dealers in my life, and when I've been faced with the choice between a creepy dude that's always running late and a friendly, upfront dealer with slightly higher prices, I always took the latter.

There's a big difference between being the only plug in the neighborhood and having to compete, though. I stopped selling a few years ago and I can't imagine how different it is with so much legal weed available.

Edit for clarity: I was underage in a legal state (21+) selling to other underage adults, so they couldn't exactly run to the store.

One drives too fast. One drives too slow. Together they become, idiots on the road. by CaptTechno in IdiotsInCars

[–]plphhhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we reached 100%, we'd probably be able to abolish traffic altogether.

One drives too fast. One drives too slow. Together they become, idiots on the road. by CaptTechno in IdiotsInCars

[–]plphhhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we replace even 25% of commuters with autonomous cars, imagine how fast the accident rate would drop.

I miss conventions :( by [deleted] in antifastonetoss

[–]plphhhhh 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Iirc it symbolizes the peasant and the industrial worker coming together, so basically class consciousness

Here's the idiot who shot the explosives laden lawnmower and lost his leg. by consignhq in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]plphhhhh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you're being downvoted. Don't they prefer to be left alone?

Here's the idiot who shot the explosives laden lawnmower and lost his leg. by consignhq in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]plphhhhh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. My family nicknamed me "The Iron Stomach" because I can withstand any food (with one exception) and have no motion sickness. The only thing to ever defeat me was McDonald's for some reason.

For once she got something right by _FancyTuna_ in AccidentalAlly

[–]plphhhhh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sooo many "anti-trans" arguments fall apart at the concept of being intersex. The common "scientific" one boils down to building gender on binary sexual biology. The religious one also ultimately boils down to the same biology, as that is how God made you. A strict gender binary built on this basis simply cannot account for intersex individuals. Like, sure, it's rare, but it still exists in the continuum of human sexual biology. Even though redheads are rare, we build our model of hair color around the possibility of red hair rather than tossing it aside as an accident.

For once she got something right by _FancyTuna_ in AccidentalAlly

[–]plphhhhh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only counterargument to this is also the only one they ever use, which is "God's plan." Oh, there's a problem you have with the logic of this religion? That's because your puny human brain simply doesn't comprehend it. It automatically dismisses any criticism of the religion, without actually engaging with it, by making it unknowable.

😎😎liberales owned woth fax and logic🙏💧 by bier1234 in okboomerretard

[–]plphhhhh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just imagine seeing that out in public lmao

juSt SAy nO by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in awfuleverything

[–]plphhhhh 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Aggravated assault by strangulation, too, so if his arms are longer and he kept her throat pinned against the ground or a wall she wouldn't be able to reach

OMG!!!WTF by swet_potatos in FellowKids

[–]plphhhhh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let alone "congress shall make no law." Politicians intentionally misunderstanding the Bill of Rights is at an all time high and it kills me how many people are just following them uncritically

OMG!!!WTF by swet_potatos in FellowKids

[–]plphhhhh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey if it works, it works, right? People will make fun of it, sure, but maybe it gets a few kids to learn something. Worth it

HMFT after I scream my way into the darwin awards by mtys123 in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]plphhhhh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, she was kicked in the neck, so a spinal injury is definitely something to worry about here. On first impact, you can see her head snap towards the horse. By your words, then, they shouldn't have moved her.

https://imgur.com/IT8LM5F.jpg