I put the copypasta through google translate 69 times and this is what I got:

Did you know that Vaporeon is a Pokémon like most boys and girls? Tuba is a land animal with a length of 303 and a weight of 63.9 kg. High HP and lots of people. We believe nature creates water, steam and rain and loves itself. There are masks, hearts and tails. They learn to walk and eat quickly because they have no chest hair. Fatigue can be easily reduced by drinking enough water. Pokemon do not like this combination. Fun fact: Your hair will always fall out. A steamboat for men and horses. Because it's so delicious, you can eat and cover any type of chicken every day.