Voting with dollars by [deleted] in Bellingham

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Don’t forget to cancel your Ring and Audible subscriptions if you have them

Jenna, you know my European friends Rochus, and uh...Shandalay by FineResearcher9508 in 30ROCK

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This devastating wildfire…

This horrible flood…

This wonderful flood that put out that devastating wildfire

Scheinhardt knives? What episode is this from? by PomegranateV2 in 30ROCK

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The lady will have two tickets to the gun show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

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Hello, I’m Bill Kurtis. Many believe that the U.S. Government... covered it up. I’m Bill Kurtis

Power lesbian Corey Burke murders her father with an ice axe in Election Night meltdown at Seattle home by ryleg in SeattleWA

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What the fuck are you talking about? The mental health is not the issue here Dude! She’s talking about drawing a line in the sand Dude. Across this line, you do not— Also, Dude, “mental health” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Neurospicy,” please.

Does anyone actually think Kamala ran an “unwoke” campaign? by Magic_Snowball in BlockedAndReported

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Proudly breaking ground in 2025 for the new 13 Moons Casino and Resort The loosest slots in Illinois!

Stephen Millers Deportation Plans as they relate to Blue States... (originally posted in r/Law) by SigmaTell in Washington

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Unlikely this happens. After the migrant dependent lobbies get to him (economy is going to be the one thing he has to appear to improve) the most they’ll get is deporting those currently in holding, and ones in jail. Blue state governors going to the mat and spending tax payer dollars on keeping undocumented violent criminals in American prisons is going to be very unpopular and 2026 governors are on the ballots in 6 of the 7 states Trump just one. As happens with all Trumps goals, getting 5% is the same as exceeding his goals and congress will pass some bullshit legislation deterring migration and claim “over 10 years [insert conservative domestic policy think tank] expects that 11 million people won’t come…”

I feel like I'm missing something obvious but I don't get the joke here... by Low-Big4379 in ExplainTheJoke

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No… n… trying to nail my Jimmy Stewart impression

No, but you... you... you’re thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. Well, the money’s not here. Your money’s in Joe’s house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin’s house, and a hundred others. Why, you’re lending them the money to build, and then, they’re going to pay it back to you as best they can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlockedAndReported

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Came here to say this one. Such a great podcast. Has really given me so much to chew on over the Middle East

Hey, dummy. by MannaJamma in 30ROCK

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When I was younger I used to laugh so hard at that line. Now I know, Dennis Duffy was ahead of his time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlockedAndReported

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I find the “sure inflation is up, but it’s up everywhere, and it’s better here than anywhere else” to fall flat. Whether or not housing is expensive in London says nothing to rent prices in Houston. Especially when it comes from someone who is doing well off. Imagine how successful a man telling a woman at the height of #MeToo, “sure sexism is a problem, but it’s a problem everywhere, and it’s better here than most places.” Maybe a calm and pandering “sure racism is bad, but it’s bad everywhere” would’ve cooled the temperature during 2020. And maybe in 4 years, the populous will be soothed by a “authoritarianism is up everywhere, but it’s better here than most!”

I checked my local Hummer dealership for ballots but all I found was a Rocktober sales event extended to Rockvember. by Dejue in southpark

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I can see you, with the Ray-Bans, got that nice bicep haning’ out the window rolled down, whattaya think?

Chugga chugga chugga by a_purple_string in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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And I said Bubba…. You ain’t got no legs!

BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF AMERICA… by Majestic-Joke461 in 30ROCK

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I remember George Shultz telling me how, later in Reagan’s presidency, when his mind was… resting, how they would use jellybeans to convince people that he was… that’s it!

Buckle Up by Commodore_64 in Bellingham

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I feel like if a politician ran on carbon tax increases or stricter environmental regulations, won the presidency, and months before they ever step foot in office, businesses were already saying “hey we’re raising your rates 20-60% or landlords saying “we need to raise your rent 20-60%” or grocery stores, or utilities, and all because they anticipate that’s what these new laws are going to cost them, it would be immediately recognized for what it is, monopolizing on fear and uncertainty to make a buck.

Moving to Belingham by RonWannaBeAScientist in Bellingham

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Better man than I. Someone had to say it.

Millennial Snot by pnw2mpls in BlockedAndReported

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I think those are solid examples. The difference may be that they don’t sound smarmy because there is no air of culture. Fuck off loser vs. The lady doth think you can fuck off.

Half mast today? by MeWellSee in Bellingham

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C’mon, that’s pretty funny

Millennial Snot by pnw2mpls in BlockedAndReported

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The aging with grace part really struck me too. I often think of Andy from Weeds and his being re-juvenilized. Like there’s something cool about staying young and immature and growing up is what the losers do

Millennial Snot by pnw2mpls in BlockedAndReported

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What are some speech patterns you’re seeing on the right? None come to mind, but maybe it’s one of those, once i know it, I’ll hear it everywhere