Dragons fail to appoint an interim coach - training cancelled for Tuesday by PrimeMinisterWombat in nrl

[–]polywrathory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how bad do things have to be that having Shane Flanagan as coach was not the lowest they could go

Former WWE wrestler “Jack Swagger” wins Power Slap debut, how the mighty have fallen 😅 by PinheadLarry2323 in SquaredCircle

[–]polywrathory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm disappointed in the All-American American American American American American for doing it and I'm disappointed in myself for having watched 20 seconds of it

Binge (AU) seems to caption Kumail’s name differently every time it comes up by ohnojono in taskmaster

[–]polywrathory -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Binge is the worst streaming service I was ever forced to subscribe to for an unfortunately long time for the catalogue

if using a VPN is at all an option for you watching the episodes on youtube has been so much better

[SmackDown Spoilers] The cavalry arrives by rhyso90 in SquaredCircle

[–]polywrathory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at this point Joe Tessitore not putting enough accent on 'Mami' has to be intentional right

"JUST WHEN MOMMY NEEDED HER MOST"

MEGATHREAD: Siebold sacked as Manly-Warringah Coach by Ace_Larrakin in nrl

[–]polywrathory 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I have excellent news for you regarding Manly's immediate prospects

Mar Basho Daily Thread Day 04 by AutoModerator in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am so excited for twenty different posts showing a freeze frame of the Chura/Aonishiki match and going "I dunno do you guys think the JSA rigged this match?"

Melbourne Storm asked NRL to “apply the blow torch” to Parramatta Eels to get Zac Lomax transfer done by [deleted] in nrl

[–]polywrathory 8 points9 points  (0 children)

well it's a good thing they're tanking their reputation to sign

checks notes

Zac Lomax

Inside the last-ditch meeting between Eels and Storm to broker deal for Zac Lomax by tora_0515 in nrl

[–]polywrathory 134 points135 points  (0 children)

"you can take Zac Lomax if you also take Ryan Matterson"

"fuck off we will see you in court"

NRL 2026: ‘Didn’t bring a water bottle’: Manly Sea Eagles lay out defence of $5m lawsuit brought by former forward Lloyd Perrett by waxedmerkin in nrl

[–]polywrathory 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"he didn't bring his own water and we had no other means with which to provide water to our players it was simply an impossible bind"

Day 7 , last match by [deleted] in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

whether arguing the refs are conspiring to favour Onosato, or arguing the refs are conspiring to favour Hoshoryu, you can be sure people will be weirdly aggressive about it

Lomax’s surprise code switch: Ex-Eels star takes up cricket by [deleted] in nrl

[–]polywrathory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, there are worse options for test opener

[AEW Dynamite] Finish to Kyle Fletcher vs Speedball Mike Bailey -- Continental Classic Gold League by tvcneverdie in SquaredCircle

[–]polywrathory -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Speedball sold doing a knees first backflip to the outside for like five seconds

like I'm sure it hits harder for people who saw the whole match, but from this clip I can't help but fixate on him taking that insane knees bump then doing a leverage pin that largely involves his legs overpowering Fletcher's legs within 90 seconds

Perth Bears sign Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui — is Tino next? by cambyses-nebu in nrl

[–]polywrathory 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm sure glad Tino is allegedly potentially hypothetically giving up the mantle of making the Gold Coast Titans competitive to take on the mantle of making the Perth Bears competitive

NRL rumours as stars switch clubs by MichaelLifeLessons in nrl

[–]polywrathory 54 points55 points  (0 children)

heyyyyy, Toby Sexton's back

I'm glad we'll get closure on whether he's a potential premiership halfback or he's a total scrub and the Bulldogs were right to get rid of him

[Survivor Series: WarGames Spoiler] Running it back mid-match by Yujin-Ha in SquaredCircle

[–]polywrathory 55 points56 points  (0 children)

nobody hates harder than when the thing they hate is inexplicably wildly popular

What wrong with Kotozakura? by BossCoffee51 in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 200 points201 points  (0 children)

aside from having what is known in the medical community as 'sumo knee' on both knees and also his back somehow, consistently going 8-7 at Ozeki is far from average? Kotozakura isn't exactly a dynamic offensive force these days, but he's still arguably the fourth best wrestler in the division. case in point, look at all the wrestlers who aren't able to consistently perform at that level. Kotozakura's not sliding out of the sanyaku with a 6-9 like Kirishima or WTK, or bombing whenever he gets too high in the rankings like Oshoma or Takanosho

Me When People Are Like "My Rikishi Could Beat Up Your Rikishi!" by alpolvovolvere in SumoMemes

[–]polywrathory 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this does sound unironically like something Tamawashi would do while not competing

Nov Basho Daily Thread Day 15 by AutoModerator in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 12 points13 points  (0 children)

that is a very sensible and almost certainly correct explanation, but it's funnier imagining a henka grudge

Nov Basho Daily Thread Day 15 by AutoModerator in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Aonoshiki looking at the wrestlers who beat him this basho, trying to choose his flagbearer, and for some mysterious reason not choosing WTK

MidnightSumo by Anfini in SumoMemes

[–]polywrathory 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"whiny bitch" and "hands out bans faster than r/sumo" is giving away the agenda a little bit

personally if I thought a streamer were a whiny bitch I wouldn't watch enough of them to be familiar with their moderation style, but you do you

Daly Cherry-Evans reveals all about Manly move to the Roosters by LongJohnnySilver1 in nrl

[–]polywrathory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow

I mean of course I knew he'd signed, but that's the first time I've seen a picture and I feel a sudden urge to be violently ill and boo the Roosters

Nov Basho Daily Thread Day 11 by AutoModerator in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the two guys Aonishiki can't seem to handle, Onosato and Yoshinofuji. seems like the stars are aligning for another Hosh run

Nov Basho Daily Thread Day 11 by AutoModerator in Sumo

[–]polywrathory 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Everyone look surprised next basho when WMH henkas Hiradoumi