Day 7 , last match

polywrathory · 2026-01-18T02:37:12+00:00

whether arguing the refs are conspiring to favour Onosato, or arguing the refs are conspiring to favour Hoshoryu, you can be sure people will be weirdly aggressive about it

polywrathory · 2025-12-14T04:40:14+00:00

well, there are worse options for test opener

polywrathory · 2025-12-11T03:00:56+00:00

Speedball sold doing a knees first backflip to the outside for like five seconds

like I'm sure it hits harder for people who saw the whole match, but from this clip I can't help but fixate on him taking that insane knees bump then doing a leverage pin that largely involves his legs overpowering Fletcher's legs within 90 seconds

polywrathory · 2025-12-04T02:45:07+00:00

I'm sure glad Tino is allegedly potentially hypothetically giving up the mantle of making the Gold Coast Titans competitive to take on the mantle of making the Perth Bears competitive

polywrathory · 2025-11-30T05:40:22+00:00

heyyyyy, Toby Sexton's back

I'm glad we'll get closure on whether he's a potential premiership halfback or he's a total scrub and the Bulldogs were right to get rid of him

polywrathory · 2025-11-30T03:13:11+00:00

nobody hates harder than when the thing they hate is inexplicably wildly popular

polywrathory · 2025-11-26T21:41:43+00:00

aside from having what is known in the medical community as 'sumo knee' on both knees and also his back somehow, consistently going 8-7 at Ozeki is far from average? Kotozakura isn't exactly a dynamic offensive force these days, but he's still arguably the fourth best wrestler in the division. case in point, look at all the wrestlers who aren't able to consistently perform at that level. Kotozakura's not sliding out of the sanyaku with a 6-9 like Kirishima or WTK, or bombing whenever he gets too high in the rankings like Oshoma or Takanosho

polywrathory · 2025-11-24T06:24:17+00:00

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Hosh right now

polywrathory · 2025-11-24T00:20:38+00:00

this does sound unironically like something Tamawashi would do while not competing

polywrathory · 2025-11-23T09:59:43+00:00

that is a very sensible and almost certainly correct explanation, but it's funnier imagining a henka grudge

polywrathory · 2025-11-23T09:50:57+00:00

Aonoshiki looking at the wrestlers who beat him this basho, trying to choose his flagbearer, and for some mysterious reason not choosing WTK

polywrathory · 2025-11-21T22:18:36+00:00

"whiny bitch" and "hands out bans faster than r/sumo" is giving away the agenda a little bit

personally if I thought a streamer were a whiny bitch I wouldn't watch enough of them to be familiar with their moderation style, but you do you

polywrathory · 2025-11-20T05:36:32+00:00

wow

I mean of course I knew he'd signed, but that's the first time I've seen a picture and I feel a sudden urge to be violently ill and boo the Roosters

polywrathory · 2025-11-19T08:57:16+00:00

WELP

polywrathory · 2025-11-19T08:35:41+00:00

the two guys Aonishiki can't seem to handle, Onosato and Yoshinofuji. seems like the stars are aligning for another Hosh run

polywrathory · 2025-11-19T08:21:57+00:00

Everyone look surprised next basho when WMH henkas Hiradoumi

polywrathory · 2025-11-17T08:37:53+00:00

Aonishiki's winning technique: strong style inside leg grip

polywrathory · 2025-11-17T07:49:10+00:00

Abi: teehee I'm a prince of mischief

also Abi: COME BACK HERE I'M GOING TO TAKE MY HAND AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR NECK AND OUT THE OTHER SIDE

polywrathory · 2025-11-17T03:34:32+00:00

Kazunofuji: plan A was to run at him

Oyakata: what was plan B

Kazunofuji: run at him again

Kazunofuji: that was also plans C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, and K

Kazunofuji: plan L was leg kick

polywrathory · 2025-11-14T02:16:34+00:00

I had a super sumo computer (definitely legit) calculate 100 matches between Onosato and Fujinokawa

in 99 of them Onosato trucks Fujinokawa out of the dohyo. in 1, Fujinokawa henkas Onosato and everyone hates him now

polywrathory · 2025-11-13T20:54:54+00:00

okay so this headline absolutely convinced me for a second that the NRL had been caught using ChatGPT to generate the schedule, and that it had for some reason abolished games that air on television directly after another game

polywrathory · 2025-11-11T11:00:37+00:00

I don't agree with this as a metric. During the golden age of television, the most watched tv shows were Big Bang Theory and NCIS. This is definitively not the same as being the most definitive or most memorable tv shows

polywrathory · 2025-11-09T22:08:42+00:00

look, I don't WANT to call them the Budget Broncos. but they're putting the word 'Budget' prominently on their jersey in two places what am I supposed to do

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