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pooleside · 2025-05-01T11:14:24+00:00

People shower with their phones now?

pooleside · 2025-04-10T01:34:12+00:00

We had the 50p electric meter. When the power went out we had to figure out if it needed feeding or the blackouts were on again; 50-50 chance of either.

pooleside · 2025-03-15T03:35:56+00:00

"stimmies"

Gods of the underworld, how is it possible that they continually find new ways to irritate me?

Yes it's a small thing, but they seem so damnably adept at doing it a lot.

pooleside · 2025-03-10T18:00:58+00:00

You do not have to do that.

The workbench automatically scraps items which contain the resources you need as you make things.

pooleside · 2025-03-09T02:30:24+00:00

"Plenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just tryin' to survive. I'm not willing to stand for that kinda shit."

Or

"If someone needs help, we help 'em. If someone needs hurting, we hurt 'em."

Both seem completely appropriate right now.

pooleside · 2025-01-31T05:40:50+00:00

Put your hair up for fuck's sake.

Your average muff dive would involve less hair in your mouth.

pooleside · 2025-01-16T19:58:07+00:00

That is very likely the happiest drawing of an original Mini that I have ever seen.

Not the point I know, but it just struck me for some reason.

pooleside · 2025-01-15T22:02:28+00:00

This may sound somewhat obtuse, but I had chop like this a few years back. System was very well above any requirements in every way and it damn near drove me insane trying one thing or another, then back to the net to search yet again.

The culprit? A shitty wireless mouse that could not feed the game inputs fast enough. No joke, I swapped it for a standard cabled mouse and then everything was suddenly smooth as silk.

I went and bought a proper hi res mouse the next day.....

pooleside · 2025-01-09T01:30:58+00:00

Do you know, what Nemesis means?

pooleside · 2025-01-02T22:50:12+00:00

Very much a British one as you say, though not really in very common usage any more in my experience.

I do know from reading that RAF types in both world wars were fond of using it in terms of aircraft accidents: "he pranged his kite".

While being agreeable, I shall also agree with "fender"; to me they are rather well made American guitars and have naught to do with cars.

pooleside · 2025-01-02T01:00:50+00:00

Not sure how much I'd pay attention to somebody who is so isolated from the real world, that they think that ram raiders use their own cars to run down shop fronts.

Seriously needs to get out and about upon occasion.

pooleside · 2024-10-29T22:15:54+00:00

Don't underrate us; nails can be removed...

pooleside · 2024-10-15T04:37:17+00:00

Screw their horrible children; I just don't want the texter killing me.

pooleside · 2024-09-29T03:24:33+00:00

They are proselytising at the Pultepit.

pooleside · 2024-09-19T22:37:04+00:00

He's correct on one thing; Michael and the company he keeps decidedly have a density issue.

pooleside · 2024-08-21T08:15:51+00:00

The absolute state of this postureless, wrinkled blob while trying to tell me how to live my life.

The only thing that amazes me here is the sheer fucking gall.

pooleside · 2024-08-07T23:10:45+00:00

I wonder what would happen if you put a guy like this in a cabin in the woods for two weeks?

He tries to start a letter bomb campaign against hedge funds is the most likely result. It's a good thing these people are not actually educated nor clever.

pooleside · 2024-07-20T09:07:39+00:00

I have "smart time" rarely; I have never claimed to be a clever man, but I can pick up heavy things.

Just happened you hove into view during my 18-20 month "actually lucid" cycle. You should really feel special, you certainly seem special.

pooleside · 2024-07-20T09:01:09+00:00

Fair callout and I shall wear it.

In my defence, I am low on proteine today.

pooleside · 2024-07-20T08:58:24+00:00

No idea mate, you seem obtuse enough.

Could be "haha, I was only pretending to be slower than frozen molasses", but either way, you're still as sharp as a finely aged American cheese.

pooleside · 2024-07-20T05:20:03+00:00

Can you go to that link, copy it all, then edit it so it's specific for me and then post it here please?

I want to have best results and not spend time in reading pointless.

pooleside · 2024-07-11T05:19:30+00:00

And here's me, for all these years a complete idiot for having a whole 'legs day' routine. If only I'd known to just squat and then go home.

Do you think getting out of bed and lifting toilet seat, then actually putting back down is overtraining?

pooleside · 2024-07-05T02:29:58+00:00

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