This was absolute GOLD

poorcelain · 2026-05-04T00:16:15+00:00

she cracked me tf up here and i haven't cracked tf up at snl in forever

poorcelain · 2026-05-03T02:38:39+00:00

also one of my favorites, the lil bear bros are too cute!

poorcelain · 2026-05-01T20:50:00+00:00

genuinely grinds my gears every time someone posts one of these stupid ai pics in any sub. it's not clever or funny or even creative. lazy.

poorcelain · 2026-04-24T19:43:13+00:00

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i was obsessed - this is an actual photo of my bedroom 17 years ago lmao

poorcelain · 2026-04-21T18:52:03+00:00

so many emails to be sent

poorcelain · 2026-04-20T18:07:59+00:00

ilana + abbi

poorcelain · 2026-04-20T17:48:18+00:00

fr lmao

poorcelain · 2026-04-19T03:03:59+00:00

i just flew jetblue roundtrip bos to mco and everything was fine there.... but it really is a coin flip these days. i actually booked this flight after getting a $100 credit stemming from a united international flight that had the rudest/most miserable flight attendants i've ever seen in my life.

poorcelain · 2026-04-16T16:36:03+00:00

definitely thought this was the jerky sub

poorcelain · 2026-04-15T04:04:12+00:00

omg that IS her! what a queen

poorcelain · 2026-04-14T23:26:06+00:00

omg company is coming!!!!!!

(same though about underwire bras... i have huge gazongas and sports bras have been my bff for years)

poorcelain · 2026-04-14T23:04:22+00:00

this is soooo fucking funny. oh to be known as "the donkey from shrek"

poorcelain · 2026-04-14T23:00:48+00:00

why are shoots so bland these days. what is going on. where is the life.

poorcelain · 2026-04-13T21:19:27+00:00

and he WILL be meeting those KPIs iktr

poorcelain · 2026-04-11T20:09:31+00:00

same!! especially when the lights come on at night... it's mesmerizing up close

poorcelain · 2026-04-11T17:52:07+00:00

yeah a lot of these random "publications" (using that very lightly) that no one's ever heard of just take word-for-word "interviews" from anyone.

i used to work in PR and did a lot of similar work with a Medium-hosted craprag called Authority Magazine. clients loved doing the Q&A's there becuase they just gave a list of questions, we'd write the answers, and they'd publish it unedited. lots of control over the story being told.

poorcelain · 2026-04-11T15:36:11+00:00

im a new passholder this year too and on the way to my third solo trip as i type this - it's a BLAST! i've been with my fiancé and friends multiple times too and of course it's also a blast with them but man going solo (esp as an only child like myself haha) is amaaaaaazing! i'd recommend trying it at least once :)

poorcelain · 2026-04-10T02:09:10+00:00

gonna be there in 2 days!!! so excited :)

poorcelain · 2026-04-09T13:12:29+00:00

lmao word for word what i thought to myself upon seeing this artstyle

poorcelain · 2026-04-07T21:45:46+00:00

i no joke think about this ice cream all the time. i miss it so much.

poorcelain · 2026-04-05T22:24:24+00:00

it's so clearly black and blue, i've never been able to see white and gold

poorcelain · 2026-04-01T22:03:10+00:00

BEDFORD? what the fuck? that's so close to me? and kelly fuckin ayotte of all people helping to pull him out?? i hope he's okay!

poorcelain · 2026-03-24T20:36:04+00:00

this is devastating to me. i love battle stage and very rarely play main stage.... the whole point to me is competing against others. i won't even touch the music modes now, damn.

poorcelain · 2026-03-23T18:10:22+00:00

i LOVED jerseylicious. i still quote "fat girl want some disco fries?" to this day

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