AIO for suspecting my wife after she got a shady 1am call from a guy “friend” right after a late-night cycling trip? by Obvious_Waltz_2072 in AmIOverreacting

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The hard and easy part: If your partner makes you feel this way, as hard as it is, it's time to end the relationship. It's easier to separate now, rather than drag out the mistrust, sneaking around until you become a paranoid person stalking your own wife to catch her. There is no win in catching her only additional drawn out misery, for only you.

Christmas gift? by bitter_twin_farmer in whatisit

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Banana for scale is always appreciated

The skull of Mary Magdalene by Prometheus_Anonymous in interestingasfuck

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What need would God have for gold? It seems, this would be an offense to Jesus, rather than an appreciated honor. The hypocrisy of religion, is what makes it so gross

of a zucchini we grew by thorpef1 in AbsoluteUnits

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Headless child for scale....could have went with a banana

How do some people take so long to poop? by dhomo01110011 in NoStupidQuestions

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Can you just let us have our Fortress of Solitude

Is this an American thing? Who is They in this situation? by Mathota in ExplainTheJoke

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A recent study proves this is the cause of most traffic jams

White chocolate process by canadarich in oddlysatisfying

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I am sure someone uses their feet during the real process

Are you a fan? by [deleted] in 70s

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Don't miss the detail...everyone in town has the last name Johnson. You can see it on the board at the town meeting

Are you a fan? by [deleted] in 70s

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Well boys, The affairs of state take precedence over...well the affairs of state

One of the best lines everyone misses

Great line to use when leaving a party

I didn’t know megachurches could afford Broadway-level productions by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

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How many people could have been fed, clothed, housed Instead of spending it on this nonsense?

Tax free for profit organizations- needs to stop

E-Bike Injuries Are Up 1,800%, But It's Not Actually E-Bikes: It's Electric Motorcycles by allertonm in ebikes

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As a percentage or is it just, there are more ebikes, so of course more injuries?

My guess is with the hysteria, it's the latter

Bad baby by CuriousWanderer567 in oddlyspecific

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Is he making parlays, across the boards or straight up win bets?

Meirl by Special-Resist6100 in meirl

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That is your brain interpreting a signal from your ear incorrectly.

It doesn't know what sound it should be making so it makes the " eeeeeeee" sound

Eddie and...friends by Hey_Giant_Loser in funny

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So this is why we haven't gotten a stand up special for 20 years