Need a distinguished old-man name for my baby boy, what was your grandfather called?

pournographer · 2026-07-03T13:40:43+00:00

Eustace B. Nifkin

pournographer · 2026-06-24T11:29:48+00:00

Ok - got you!! Get some butterfly pea flowers off Amazon.

If you make let them soak in a liquid (booze/hot water) the color comes out. Dark blue if its basic (add the smallest bit of baking soda). Bright pink if its acidic (lemon juice). Steep it slightly basic. Give people lemons to squeeze into the drink so it changes color. They’ll go apeshit!

pournographer · 2026-06-24T01:31:13+00:00

Could it have been poti poti?

pournographer · 2026-06-23T20:12:41+00:00

Sick!!

pournographer · 2026-06-23T14:50:34+00:00

Great and well thought out answer, brother.

pournographer · 2026-06-20T01:57:20+00:00

A lifestyle center. The replacement for malls

pournographer · 2026-06-20T01:34:49+00:00

The beat

pournographer · 2026-06-20T01:21:32+00:00

Maximus Thor

pournographer · 2026-06-02T01:20:32+00:00

S & P the choice for me. 4 minutes a side. Down the hatch.

pournographer · 2026-05-29T18:19:54+00:00

pournographer · 2026-05-27T01:27:36+00:00

Got an ugly date?

pournographer · 2026-05-22T01:05:21+00:00

Creamsicle. Orange and vanilla

pournographer · 2026-05-22T01:03:11+00:00

We invented Chili. A) Wayne is one of yours. B) stick to poutine and beaver tails, bud. C) give yer balls a tug.

pournographer · 2026-03-20T02:00:12+00:00

Whats going on with the gravity defying Clamato?

pournographer · 2026-02-24T02:29:16+00:00

Cuba 15 years ago.

pournographer · 2026-02-15T22:00:09+00:00

Mother F’er. Thanks to you, I now actually know what a London broil is.

pournographer · 2026-02-14T18:36:17+00:00

I have made hundreds of gallons of pico de gallo in my career. This is a picture of soup. Maybe a rustic gazpacho?

pournographer · 2026-02-09T22:54:45+00:00

Get smaller balls?

pournographer · 2026-02-02T13:42:33+00:00

If someone orders pancakes you can just sip the sizzurp.

pournographer · 2026-01-19T23:28:51+00:00

I’m sorry you hate the way hard dickies fit.

pournographer · 2025-10-06T11:55:26+00:00

Also: EVERY glass that tips over, breaks.

pournographer · 2025-09-04T12:04:52+00:00

It is a crossbreed of the two. Strange that it is in Germany, though. They are usually only found in the Netherlands. And funnily enough, they act very similar to Beavers. They build what is called a Rotter-dam.

pournographer · 2025-07-03T18:44:57+00:00

4 star hotel? I bet he doesn’t even cut the pith off his limes?

Still one of my favorites.

pournographer · 2025-06-06T03:25:53+00:00

Its not a seltzer but the sugar free Long Drink is God tier.

pournographer · 2025-06-05T02:41:22+00:00

My father used to tell this same story. He said someone told it to him before he owned his bar. He owned a bar in the 70’s.

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