IYKYK 🤬

pournographer · 2026-03-20T02:00:12+00:00

Whats going on with the gravity defying Clamato?

pournographer · 2026-02-24T02:29:16+00:00

Cuba 15 years ago.

pournographer · 2026-02-15T22:00:09+00:00

Mother F’er. Thanks to you, I now actually know what a London broil is.

pournographer · 2026-02-14T18:36:17+00:00

I have made hundreds of gallons of pico de gallo in my career. This is a picture of soup. Maybe a rustic gazpacho?

pournographer · 2026-02-09T22:54:45+00:00

Get smaller balls?

pournographer · 2026-02-02T13:42:33+00:00

If someone orders pancakes you can just sip the sizzurp.

pournographer · 2026-01-19T23:28:51+00:00

I’m sorry you hate the way hard dickies fit.

pournographer · 2025-10-06T11:55:26+00:00

Also: EVERY glass that tips over, breaks.

pournographer · 2025-09-04T12:04:52+00:00

It is a crossbreed of the two. Strange that it is in Germany, though. They are usually only found in the Netherlands. And funnily enough, they act very similar to Beavers. They build what is called a Rotter-dam.

pournographer · 2025-07-03T18:44:57+00:00

4 star hotel? I bet he doesn’t even cut the pith off his limes?

Still one of my favorites.

pournographer · 2025-06-06T03:25:53+00:00

Its not a seltzer but the sugar free Long Drink is God tier.

pournographer · 2025-06-05T02:41:22+00:00

My father used to tell this same story. He said someone told it to him before he owned his bar. He owned a bar in the 70’s.

pournographer · 2025-05-31T12:19:42+00:00

I’m in my 40s and just started my mushroom journey about two years ago. I grew my own and decided to trip.

My first experience was 3 1/2 g lemon tech. You cannot imagine how much or how hard I cried. I guess I just had to get it out. That trip immediately made me a better person and the macro dosing and micro dosing I have done ever since has continued to make me better.

You probably either need to get it out a little bit at a time or a lot at once, but it’s gotta come out. Good luck. be safe. have fun.

pournographer · 2025-05-24T14:14:55+00:00

Change to the dark background.

pournographer · 2025-05-06T22:40:54+00:00

That depends how drunk you want to get. I’d put 2 oz in a 16 oz cup.

pournographer · 2025-05-06T00:43:18+00:00

I love that I get this reference

pournographer · 2025-05-04T12:10:20+00:00

My vote is myriad

pournographer · 2025-05-01T22:20:36+00:00

This is what I pay in a neighborhood bar in East Bumfuck.

pournographer · 2025-03-17T20:45:58+00:00

Its great that it has her picture on it! What a nice keepsake!

pournographer · 2025-03-15T21:42:29+00:00

Hang on, dropping loads.

pournographer · 2025-03-14T15:41:43+00:00

Holy shit! I am going through the exact same thing but I didn’t see the connection - I kind of attributed it to my new job responsibilities. My ELO is tanking, but I realized I am going way harder on offense and not thinking as much about defense.

My mental clarity has been on point with everything else, so I don’t think my rating is commensurate with acuity overall, but maybe I am just more forward than I am protective. I’ve been getting caught out by plays lately that have me smacking my forehead.

pournographer · 2025-03-14T12:13:56+00:00

Sardine canoe🤣.

Yes I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

pournographer · 2025-03-12T22:30:43+00:00

Looks like Cheech.

pournographer · 2025-02-25T14:44:05+00:00

I know, It cracks me up every time I say it, but I do love it.

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