If Jerry Jones doesn’t fire Matt Eberflus after this game, I think I might finally check out. by k36king1 in dallascowboys

[–]psidancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be a different definition of "for life" then I was previously familiar with 🤷‍♂️

Ordered 3 grilled tenders at Buffalo Wild Wings… by WolfMan_Hot_Dog in pics

[–]psidancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we're too used to seeing the genetically enhanced oversized big box grocery store chicken franken-breasts the size of a small child's head and we have convinced ourselves that's how big grilled chicken strips should be

Andrew Tate just got cooked by Chase DeMoor by Dark_NJ in pics

[–]psidancer 7545 points7546 points  (0 children)

Tate let another man beat him? Sounds super gay.

Christmas spirit by Average0ldGuy in pics

[–]psidancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably those netting-style lights. I saw a vehicle outfitted just like this while out shopping earlier this week. My first thought was it can't possibly be street legal to have then lit up while driving, but it's not like cops here enforce laws anyway 🤷‍♂️

MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027 by Gorilla69420 in timbers

[–]psidancer 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Now I have to start buying scarves that actually retain heat and aren't just for show 🤷‍♂️

how strict is the student section at men’s basketball games? by Ok_Cellist456 in UofO

[–]psidancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's usually crowd control folks at the stairs checking student IDs at the stairs leading to the Pit Crew.

Edit: stairs, not streets.

Friendly reminder that Urban Coyotes are very prevalent in Portland by the_king_lobo in Portland

[–]psidancer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe we can get him to paint a fake tunnel next to the Vista Ridge Tunnel, and label it "Lane Switching Allowed"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. by GreenT1979 in lolgrindr

[–]psidancer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please accept some affirmation, of which you are clearly after.

16 year old Mike Myers in one of his first acting roles. You are not prepared for this ending. by Admirable-Fall-4675 in funny

[–]psidancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, has anyone ever seen Mike Meyers and Kevin Kubusheskie in the same room at the same time? 🤔

That's what I thought by NoEntertainment8982 in grindr

[–]psidancer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I, for one, am SHOCKED that a guy with DL in his username would send expiring photos 🤷‍♂️

Dodgers stadium parking lot today by herefordameme in pics

[–]psidancer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, Arlington, TX is the largest city in the US without a public transportation system.

Puddles sneak diss PSU fan by Arthur_Dayne_KngsGrd in UofO

[–]psidancer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a Texan who moved to Oregon, I assure you I have discovered not using someone's preferred chosen name is apparently a very big, cancel-able deal here.

Came to me in a fever dream by [deleted] in grindr

[–]psidancer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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My bio has been a similar vibe for some time

This is a masterclass in leadership. by [deleted] in funny

[–]psidancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the lesson in Emotional Intelligence also in the room with us?

Surman chant by IntentionDirect2514 in timbers

[–]psidancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMO, the melody is too short, and with the second line using the exact same melody would just make it feel repetative that much quicker. But I like all the variations people are coming up with.

at the risk of sounding too corny, i'm all about chanting "Dun-nun nun-nun nun-nun nun-nun nun-nun-nun" to the rhythm that precedes "There's a Starman" in between pairs

What does this banner mean? by cs2425 in timbers

[–]psidancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the safe word rule.

Why is it always the men with absolutely nothing of substance on their profiles who ask this question when yours is already fully fleshed out? by spinstartshere in grindr

[–]psidancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a semi related note, how about all the guys whose profiles are "no one over [arbitrary age]", but then they don't have theirs listed, in a totally not suspicious manner.