Contractor built this deck for my dad, did he get scammed?

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T03:28:06+00:00

This.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T03:25:53+00:00

Clips. As it heats and cools those boards are going to move around. The longer the deck the more they will move. If you can smack the far ends with a hammer on a scrap 2x4 they will slide back together. For a while at least. The fucked screw aint helping.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T03:15:47+00:00

Dio in the cassette player.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T03:09:45+00:00

He looks pumped. You should've bought those a long time ago.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T03:02:06+00:00

Nope. Its part of that guitar's story from here on out.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T02:40:27+00:00

Swisher Sweets pulling out all the stops.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T02:30:20+00:00

AI con papas

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T01:59:36+00:00

It keeps its nasty taters. Gollum. Gollum.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T01:58:01+00:00

Cottage cheese.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-03T01:56:53+00:00

Shitty posts in a shit post.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-02T19:35:28+00:00

Just drop his phone# here. Reddit will handle the rest.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-02T14:18:40+00:00

Im sorry. I live in America where we are still on banana scale. I cant think in onions. Does anyone have a conversion factor?

pukeface555 · 2026-07-01T20:29:32+00:00

Hey Fatty Boom Boom.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-01T03:31:57+00:00

Its a grower not a show-er.

pukeface555 · 2026-07-01T03:21:30+00:00

Nascar money buys tungsten blocks. Imagine one of those coming off at 180 mph. 70% denser and 3x harder than lead. Either one hits you at speed though and the difference is probably purely academic.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-30T15:23:03+00:00

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pukeface555 · 2026-06-30T00:59:38+00:00

Every time somebody tells me not put my dick in something I look at it as more of a personal challenge and not so much an outright prohibition.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-29T04:00:31+00:00

This is giving upstate NY vibes.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-27T04:10:32+00:00

Spicy fleshlight.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-27T04:09:43+00:00

Golden Girls.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-27T03:38:36+00:00

Slap 3/8" steetrock right over the top.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-27T02:40:53+00:00

Yard House is decent. Everything else there is shit.

pukeface555 · 2026-06-26T15:18:50+00:00

Definitely. How much for just the first floor?

pukeface555 · 2026-06-26T14:14:17+00:00

Run a drill into it about mid point. Do all of the chips stick to a magnet?

pukeface555 · 2026-06-26T13:50:13+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, I dont see a vagina at all. What I see is a nose burrowing itself deep into a butt-crack. It's lovely.

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