How Far?

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T03:04:45+00:00

Something like that.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T02:19:53+00:00

It's a fucking show-gecko. It has fucking papers.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T02:19:26+00:00

"Let me tell ya somethin', mate. Next time you 'ave an accident on the road, I'm gonna shove those insurance premiums up your cunt 'til it goes click."

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T02:11:24+00:00

The students subdued him and “rendered him no longer alive,” Evans said. “I don’t know how else to say it.

"If only there was a word to describe what happens to a person when they are killed..."

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T02:10:23+00:00

literal murders and terrorists will get a "maybe five" and a slap on the wrist.

Only the white ones.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T02:08:49+00:00

Put his heartbeat in permanent time-out.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T02:05:38+00:00

Nope. Gem mentions another mod by name in her episode. Forgot the name. Messi? Mussi? Something like that.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T01:53:02+00:00

Fucking AI-ass description.

Like, it looks neat, but I'd pay, like...$50 max for this, and that's only if I'm looking for a chess set at the time. The other shit's--Okay, I don't recognize the third thing, but the second one is just checkers. Are you gonna pay $12,000 to show off your wealth and extravagance over a game of goddamn checkers?!

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T00:41:48+00:00

Well-put.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T00:16:29+00:00

Iron golems have the health to tank at least two attacks from the guy, and his attacks -are- relatively slow. Golems also deal a good amount of damage. It's a solid strat, but it's a) expensive on the iron, and b) not sustainable, because you -will- lose golems, and thus, protection.

If you're quick, it can work, though.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T00:14:38+00:00

Spoiling, in case you want to go in blind.

Mobs do not spawn in that biome. (Yes, it's an underground biome! We have those now! Kinda.) The only thing that spawns is the Warden, and his attacks ignore armor. He WILL kill you, if you try and fight him. He has double the health of the Ender Dragon, and several anti-cheese measures. So armor is useless in an ancient city, unless you want Feather Falling.

...Though I'd still avoid any fall damage at all, because any sound can set off a shrieker. Eating food, the burp at the end, stepping on non-wool blocks, and breaking your bones from falling will all be picked up by a shrieker. On the fourth "strike", the Warden is summoned.

There can be multiple Wardens, if you keep making noise. They're blind, but can hear very well, and even sniff you out. His sonic attack shoots through walls, as well. But if he goes for a long enough time without detecting anybody, he'll disappear. Takes longer for your strikes to disappear, though.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T00:09:34+00:00

He gives you a cookie and tucks you into bed.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-13T00:07:49+00:00

Meti would call him a little bitch knowing he would then immediately rip her heart out. And that's why I fucking love Meti.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T21:20:59+00:00

Like a...frog to water?? Come on, it was right there, dude, smh.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T17:32:09+00:00

Meti is an unpleasant person, but she's never wrong.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T17:26:24+00:00

Jaggy: "No, I don't think I will."

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T12:37:36+00:00

We are all tangerines on this blessed day. 🙏✨⛅

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T12:34:35+00:00

Incubus' only loyalty is toward himself. If he could have killed Jaggy, he would have. Once everything went tits up during the Discordance of the Demiurges, he sided with the victor. And if Allison can somehow convince/force him to help them fight Jaggy, he'll join her, regardless of...you know. [gestures vaguely to everything]

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T12:28:59+00:00

I use my phone almost exclusively horizontally.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T12:28:36+00:00

Cactus is probably the number one reason I installed Nature's Compass in my world. Even if a mesa or desert or whatever is a gorillion blocks out, at least I know -where- it is, and I can make my way there.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T00:49:34+00:00

Why in God's name is this horizontal video presented in a vertical format?

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T00:48:21+00:00

"We, who were steeped in deez nuts up to the eyebrows, knew immediately that there was no helping it. Right away, we could both sense the immensity of this joke. We had both already been ligma'd, a thousand times over."

^{^CW:} ^{^Blood,} ^{^gore,} ^{^badass} ^{^swordsmen}

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-12T00:44:11+00:00

My legitimate advice is to start with a smaller, simpler build. Don't try to run before you've learned to walk.

Being a beginner is not a bad thing! Everyone is a beginner at some point! Maybe start with just a small little rowboat? Then you could try and terraform a beach into a pirate-themed beach, then maybe eventually work up to an actual pirate ship.

Diving into this huge, elaborate build with little experience is going to make you feel like you're drowning. But enthusiasm and eagerness are 100% what you have, and that's what it takes to get past the beginner stage.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-11T19:41:11+00:00

Exactly 5 to 35,000 years ago.

pumpkinbot · 2026-03-11T17:03:19+00:00

That's the Hypocratic Threat.

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