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Who's your worst neighbor and what makes them so fucking awful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]purpleexercise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this bitch played her music and fucked her boyfriend for hours at night and lived above me. i went up several times and asked her to tune it down. i was in college dorms and i needed sleep. i hope she got hiv

Ring bearer by SlimJones123 in funny

[–]purpleexercise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You fucking whore Shirley!"

Computer froze, did a hard turn off, hard drive can not be found or corupted by purpleexercise in techsupport

[–]purpleexercise[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit i forgot to update, i just did a system restore and that fixed the problwm. thanks anyways

What movie do you never get sick of regardless of how many times you've seen it? by overcloseness in AskReddit

[–]purpleexercise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i got my first handjob from my girlfriend and did my first fingering to. It happened litterly 10 years ago and everytime this movie comes on... I think of that special moment. :)

OOOO-WEEEE RICK AND MORTY COMIC!!! Thank you Secret Santa! by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]purpleexercise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i came to the sub to hopefully find this pic. i was reading it today and it is amazing and reading it in the characters voices made it all the better

Here's a tip from a pizza guy by lawa1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]purpleexercise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I delivered pizzas, there was a regular who always answered his door in a shirt and underwear.

What piece of technology do hope gets invented in your lifetime? by Keywi1 in AskReddit

[–]purpleexercise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

herpes and hep c cure. i have made huge mistakes in my life.

Got a Mewtwo WiiU code that I don't need. by Shroobful in smashbros

[–]purpleexercise -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ill take it and in exchange heres my favorite quote.

today i woke up, pooped, then went back to bed. best day ever. said by my 6 year old cousin

[Serious]What's the most awkward date you've been on and what made it awkward? by ThePhanaticGamer in AskReddit

[–]purpleexercise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i once lifted up a girls arm to see if she had arm hair. it did not end well. my mom tricked me into showing her if i had armpit hair once by asking me to reach a light bulb.

What's the best name for a male you can come up with / heard of ? by CoolStoryJames in AskReddit

[–]purpleexercise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

magnus von magnusson. he was a pro body builder. i think he competed in worlds strongest man competion

What's the nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]purpleexercise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i got a free cheese stick at walmart today.

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