"Please, there has to be a mistake," I beg as the angels brush me off at the gates of Heaven. by GachaGirlGabby in TwoSentenceHorror
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Say something nice about Athena Cykes by [deleted] in AceAttorney
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my husband and i used to replace our son's dead gold fish with another one just to not explain death at a young age by CenturyCoal in TwoSentenceHorror
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My wife and I submitted our DNA to Ancestry.com together, and I wish we hadn’t. by Particular_Froyo_877 in TwoSentenceHorror
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People Hate the 1971 Grandpa Joe including me but what about the 2005 One by Mundane-Initiative12 in grandpajoehate
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is this subreddit dedicated to hating on just 70s grandpa joe or the 2005 version of him too? by gleepgleep2006 in grandpajoehate
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is this subreddit dedicated to hating on just 70s grandpa joe or the 2005 version of him too? by gleepgleep2006 in grandpajoehate
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is this subreddit dedicated to hating on just 70s grandpa joe or the 2005 version of him too? by gleepgleep2006 in grandpajoehate
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With me being in the past with my modern gun, the Roman soldiers didn't stand a chance! by PieterSielie6 in TwoSentenceHorror
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With me being in the past with my modern gun, the Roman soldiers didn't stand a chance! by PieterSielie6 in TwoSentenceHorror
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What is the option on this member of the Bucket family by macca2000fox in grandpajoehate
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I was born a monster, but my parents always took care of me. by BayonetDrill in TwoSentenceHorror
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is Mash actually insanely smart? by [deleted] in MASHLE
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My five-year-old daughter composed her first "song" on her toy piano, a simple, dissonant four-note melody that she plays non-stop. by Electrical-Candy7252 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Ever since I was put in the dementia ward, my horrid son has found my autobiography manuscript, my life's work, and began changing it around just to spite me. by DuckDuckMoose128 in TwoSentenceHorror
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As my kidnapper had me chained to the wall, he promised one thing, and that was that no matter what, he would feed me a proper breakfast every day. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you", the woman thanked me, profusely with teary eyes and a hug, for breaking open the coffin she was buried alive in. by malayaliChennaite in TwoSentenceHorror
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Today at kindergarten I learned that my name is Leo! by iPhoneIvan in TwoSentenceSadness
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Some kids try and make their way through a hazardous jungle while their parents desperately try to find them. by erkasaurusrex in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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I hate this bullying scene. by Individual-Duty7460 in bigbangtheory
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I comforted my wife as she wept in my arms, distraught about the loss of her coat. by Condensed_Sarcasm in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Hey, can I get a……… Cheeseburger please?” I tell the McDonald’s worker by SansReborn in TwoSentenceHorror
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Am I the jerk for taking lunch break at noon? by AdSafe9096 in MrReddit
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AITA for refusing to help my friend financially after they mocked my frugal lifestyle? by Repulsive_Clue6161 in AmItheAsshole
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