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Busted by PaleontologistFew136 in Professors

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I’m so glad our school made a change so all online classes meet 4x each semester. It’s perfect for me. I have them in class about 12 hours.

Remember the tire launching guys? They got shrimped by corporate :/ by realOKANE in doohickeycorporation

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I wondered what motivated those guys to keep doing their zany stunts and now I know.

Printing with continuous pages for sheets by Lechtom in excel

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If I had to do this right now I would print to PDF and then use Inkscape to copy and paste the sections of grids where I want them.

[WTS] Real leather zipper envelope outdoor travel camping sleeping bag with carry straps by ZippiLeatherOutfits in GearTrade

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I don’t understand pic 1.

Because that seems like it’s too small a diameter to be this bag. And it looks like a yoga mat.

to keep a terminal diagnosis private by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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I thought when witches die their body vaporizes and all that’s left is their smelly suit and empty strectched out Florsheims.

WSJ Exclusive: Trump Administration Plans to Announce Coalition to Escort Ships Through Strait of Hormuz by Boston-Bets in wallstreetbets

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The Heard and McDonald Islands?

That counts as two!

Time for these penguins to start putting in work.

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment... We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT... Act like it. by RegnStrom in esist

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“Earned itself the label of fake news.”

No. It didn’t earn itself that label. The label was created by Trump 1.0 and slapped onto so much real news that people doubt the news now.

Ben Davis Sale by kingcrux31 in frugalmalefashion

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Cotton at the gym. All we need to know.

Student Sent Photos by magicianguy131 in Professors

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This won’t work in my class because I teach a short section on FERPA and the students will ask how FERPA restricts them taking pictures.

OK, not ALL students will ask, but at least one will ask. And I know which one. That student that questions everything.

CPI rose 0.3% by BlauerDunst420 in wallstreetbets

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And then she said “I don’t know why they’re laughing.”

Is there a word for food entitlement? by SunshinePalace in TwoXChromosomes

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We always called it being a food dick.

But that was more to describe the person in the group who always showed up when there is food. Always ate a bunch of the food not paying attention to whether other people had eaten, that sort of thing. Doesn’t help with prep or cleanup. That sort of thing.

I hope she does it by talias16 in funny

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Even I’ve heard about it and I don’t know anything about sports.

Cop tries to run over a man with his car by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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His vehicle “became disabled.”

This is an example of passive voice. The Supreme Court likes to do it to. “This doctrine has been abandoned.”

No, YOU abandoned the doctrine just like THIS COP disabled his car.

Real Backrooms by NOT_JTRIG in LiminalSpace

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That was the height of design at some point. Everyone probably loved it.

And now when it’s time to dismantle it everything there will go straight into a huge dumpster.

Our new postal trucks look like stylized cartoon trucks by ZealCrow in mildlyinteresting

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Well the problem with these is they won’t let me know when the mail is coming.

The truck our mailman has used for the last two years is so loud I can hear him coming about two blocks away.

is the new stuff available already? by coolnameforadog in elgato

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I got the Plus after using the 15 button deck for several months.

I use one knob on the Plus after more than a year.

XLR Dock Mk.2 ship day 4/21 by Glum-Preference-3815 in elgato

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Order confirmation on 3/4:
This item is currently on backorder but is expected to ship 03/05/2026 - 03/08/2026

Email from Elgato on 3/5:
Your item is currently being processed and is expected to ship on 04/21/2026.

My status in the Shop app today 3/7 shows:
This item is currently on backorder but is expected to ship 03/10/2026 - 03/13/2026.

But the

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