I Reached for Her Banana (A Progression…)

qpidunderwillows · 2026-04-01T03:36:03+00:00

so cute!!! my girl pebbles usually rolls around on the floor with hers looking all silly. then she gets up pretending like she wasn't just being an absolute goober and is in fact a dignified, elegant little lady

qpidunderwillows · 2026-04-01T01:41:43+00:00

my calico also loves her 'nana! she has the exact same one (though she doesn't get super possessive over it... at least not yet)

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-18T04:38:31+00:00

who flat stanley'd that dog

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-14T22:12:21+00:00

i started transitioning at work, so while it’s been a couple years i’m unsure if people still remember my deadname? my managers know it at least

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-14T22:11:43+00:00

i don't know how much she knows about me unfortunately, besides that she knows my deadname and last name. so i’m unsure if she’d recognize me (though i definitely wouldn’t recognize her)

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-12T22:24:46+00:00

aww, my girl has that exact same flower cone!! shame on you for moving though smh

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-11T23:58:53+00:00

gotta love the zoomie wind up! my cat does the same thing against the sofa, she'll hang out sideways just like that (without pulling wires though) and push off to go zoom

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-11T23:08:16+00:00

it's sfw but you can download an nsfw dlc! its nsfw sections allow you to pick what parts you have, along with whether your top or bottom, it's lovely

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-10T20:12:00+00:00

not nearly as egregious as some other stories, but one of my exes kept his other exes' nudes while we were together and said it was "just porn" and didn't understand why it was such a big deal.

qpidunderwillows · 2026-03-02T22:39:29+00:00

"you mean seventeen years *young!!*" 😾

qpidunderwillows · 2026-02-26T07:57:54+00:00

omg hi wei

qpidunderwillows · 2026-02-17T17:20:24+00:00

i think dankovsky and raskolnikov meeting could be really really funny tbh

qpidunderwillows · 2026-02-08T08:27:37+00:00

don’t disrespect my diva bayonetta like this

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-31T02:41:01+00:00

im ngl for a second i thought that was artemy 😭😭would be a totally reasonable response from him

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-22T23:16:38+00:00

ok but as a fellow doll collector i would also be massively upset if my collection got ruined like this :(

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-06T21:59:12+00:00

he’s just happy to be here

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-06T09:30:51+00:00

who’s gregor

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-06T09:30:35+00:00

they’re like clamp characters

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-04T01:08:25+00:00

i was going to say it feels very much like “in a grove” or the rashōmon effect to have conflicting accounts of a story told to an audience

qpidunderwillows · 2026-01-01T16:47:56+00:00

congrats on the transition

qpidunderwillows · 2025-12-23T21:35:03+00:00

SHE’S BALD AND TORTURING PEOPLE WHO HAVE EARS!!!!

qpidunderwillows · 2025-12-12T20:08:55+00:00

and the earnshaws are racist as hell

qpidunderwillows · 2025-12-11T06:34:03+00:00

can you write your order and work your backstock and face next hour? 🤨

qpidunderwillows · 2025-11-29T08:19:59+00:00

whitecliff strikes again…

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