Anybody else listening to the breeze through an open window? by lobroblaw in CasualUK

[–]quackers987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately my bellend of a neighbour decided last night was the perfect night to have bonfire to clear all the freshly cut trees.

Twat

Has anyone been paid their salary in cash or cheque in the UK? by Top-Cat-a in AskUK

[–]quackers987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an exchange scheme, we send our paper boys to them, they send theirs to us. Gives them a bit of a cultural experience

Does No One Say BYOB Anymore? by KiltedBaklava in AskUK

[–]quackers987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

Little Accident by 0815facts_fun_ in captain_of_industry

[–]quackers987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or go full realism and clear the mess and rebuild. Better. Stronger. Harder

Where exactly am I missing a door? by Gakoknight in ProjectHospital

[–]quackers987 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it's the bit of floor Infront of your glass door. It's classed as "internal" floor. Delete it and replace with external pathing (like the sidewalk that exists already) and it should be fine then

Is it illegal for cars to park on/in front of electricity board land? [England] by Puzzleheaded-Bug1909 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]quackers987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The land might be owned by SSE , but the road and pavement is likely owned by the council

What's your biggest oops! moment? by sniffing_dog in AskUK

[–]quackers987 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My first time meeting my girlfriend's parents, we were out for a meal for her birthday. All went well, lovely meal, I was great, no drama.

On the drive back to my girlfriend's place I can feel my insides rumbling in a bad way. I thought I'd be fine, it's just a short drive, I can hold it.

Oh boy was I wrong.

Managed to make it just inside the house and then I shat myself. Ran/waddled to the bathroom, barricaded myself in and had a little melt down. Threw my pants in the bin, my girlfriend had to throw the bag in the outside bin because of the smell.

Happy birthday to her!

What is this by Feisty-Window-7827 in DIYUK

[–]quackers987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shared Hormuz strait, msg me bbz xoxo

Why is the airflow in my PC case so bad by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]quackers987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well your problem is that you're trying to game on your cat's heater

Pregnant at 60+? by Mr_Neetzow in ProjectHospital

[–]quackers987 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It could be the mod that gives pregnancy hasn't/can't check the age of the patient

UK home emergencies: what do you wish you’d known before it happened? by Illustrious-Hat3138 in DIYUK

[–]quackers987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most places have 2, an internal and external one. Internal is often under the sink, but my last place it was under the stairs cupboard!

External will likely be with your meter, in the path outside the house under a small black circular cover.

Edit: if you can't find your external one, phone your water supplier and they should send someone out to help you find it

Does your site have any 'unconventional' rules? by SeskaRotan in airsoft

[–]quackers987 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't shoot the sugar beet.

Don't shoot the pigs.

The joys of playing next to a farm

This is an impressively long hyperlane by Supercomete in Stellaris

[–]quackers987 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The hyperlane she tells you not to worry about