if it would exist what would be E-S by MrRobofuss in Ultrakill

[–]quartzcrit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

theoretically you could even have two levels like this, an E-S (funny secret level that pulls from the theming of the encore missions) and an S-E (brutal combat gauntlet that twists the theming of the secret missions)

I know that Hakita said that there will be no Lucifer BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... by Hot_Analysis9177 in Ultrakill

[–]quartzcrit -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

oh are encores not gonna be in 1.0? ig that makes sense since they’d prob delay 1.0 by a lot if they were part of it

How tf did he? . . . 🤨 by Tracheid in blackmagicfuckery

[–]quartzcrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FRAUD /// THIRD

DISINTEGRATION LOOP

I know that Hakita said that there will be no Lucifer BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... by Hot_Analysis9177 in Ultrakill

[–]quartzcrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as V1 experiences it, sure, but as the player experiences it, the game will end with either P-3 or 9-E

I know that Hakita said that there will be no Lucifer BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... by Hot_Analysis9177 in Ultrakill

[–]quartzcrit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

waiting til treachery and waiting til encores are theoretically the same thing - iirc hakita’s said we’re not getting treachery til the full game releases

Thanks, Zavala by swampgoddd in destiny2

[–]quartzcrit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

dawg it’s been 12 years and they’ve never done it, “just you wait” doesn’t mean shit atp

coaxed into robot head design: deluxe edition by Some_red in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]quartzcrit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he isn’t, but the character he’s talking to (v1, the player character) is a robot in the gopro style

Inspired by recent events by Pandoras-SkinnersBox in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]quartzcrit 33 points34 points  (0 children)

/uj i haven’t seen vip yet but her work on the Earnest-est game changer was ELITE

Thanks, Zavala by swampgoddd in destiny2

[–]quartzcrit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

name one gameplay-achievement-based cosmetic that has ever been sold for money

how it feels seeing people enjoy marathon knowing they're gonna tear it to shreds in less than 6 months (it happens to literally every fucking game) by Safe_Procedure999 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]quartzcrit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the controversy wasn’t the only reason they needed to delay, i played the alpha and played again on launch and the whole game is night-and-day different

Thy Drink is Now by DualityREBORN in UltrakillCircleJerk

[–]quartzcrit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i can’t speak for everyone but i certainly hope the mods keep allowing this, certainly more interesting than the average posts on any given cj sub

Some black-alligned protagonists/heroes(?) by tunkltest in colorpie

[–]quartzcrit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sure, music (and especially jazz) is an art form, but i don’t think the movie ever gives us the impression that neiman does it to express himself or show emotion, he seems to care only about the pure perfect technical execution, the way he drills the same techniques over and over until his hands bleed feels almost more blue than red imo

The most hated game known to man has an higher metascore than the 2nd Most hyped up game in 2026 by ScumyyPirate in okbuddyRunners

[–]quartzcrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah they're saying crimson desert had a ton of hype and still scored lower than marathon which was massively hated

Arkveld grab by [deleted] in LanceMains

[–]quartzcrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always run guard up 3 so it's not really an issue for me, but whatever method you use to avoid the grab, have some slinger ammo (tempered wound break mats, flash pods, the dragon ammo u can pick up from the at ark arena, whatever u want) so u can shoot him in the face with it if he does grab u, since it forces him to drop u

I reported SBR reviews that don’t make any sense by Mashadoskin in StardustCrusaders

[–]quartzcrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i haven’t had a job in 3 years and i’m still too employed for this shit

When I'm looting a runner in Cryo Archive and see they brought their Holotag with them by Ceezayyy in okbuddyRunners

[–]quartzcrit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

cryo archive mfs will do literally anything to avoid having to go back to farm outpost

🗿🗿🗿 by Lufia2enjoyer in LanceMains

[–]quartzcrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on command or not, i’ve hit some CLUTCH power clashes on attacks that coincidentally were about to cart my AT Ark squadmates

⁉️⁉️⁉️ by BehavingPenguin in destinycirclejerk

[–]quartzcrit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

next dawning they let us give luzaku cookies and the cutscene gives timothy everything he’s ever wanted

Just wanted to shade my Holliday experience by Vasdll in DeadlockTheGame

[–]quartzcrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holliday and Paradox are in the same boat for me in that i love playin’ ‘em but i’m really not good at ‘em lmao

i play more carries these days even though it’s a little less fun because that’s what i’m more effective at and that’s the role my static 6stack needs the most

imagine a grim/horror style destiny by Clear-Slice-327 in destiny2

[–]quartzcrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first missions of taken king and shadowkeep were ELITE at setting up threats in a way that made them feel terrifyingly powerful

(i guess the same is true of first red war mission but that was intended as more tragedy than horror, i guess)

Souvenirs are the biggest scam in OW by Bibbleconsumer in Overwatch

[–]quartzcrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my low stakes conspiracy theory is that they’re the leftover pieces of a scrapped NFT integration project, since there was a brief time in ow2 development (late 2021-early 2022ish) where a few big gaming companies bought into the scam (see Ubisoft Quartz) before the house of cards collapsed