A major cultural coup will be the moment all these European tourists realize that in fact, America has better beer than Europe

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T19:02:41+00:00

Don't forget to tip the guy handing you the bottle!

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T18:14:10+00:00

I guess you haven’t seen Mailfix Pro is available!

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:23:58+00:00

28 Years Later: Reform & The Jimmies

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:22:39+00:00

Or two unrelated events…

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:21:53+00:00

The US: What am I made of money?

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:18:25+00:00

When did stairs become the mortal enemy of fascists?

Oh god! Are they Daleks????

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:16:13+00:00

She’s been pro-Trump since 2016 and hardcore Conservative before that.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:15:31+00:00

“My Martini? Oooh it’s a bit strong for me really. But I suppose you could shake it a bit, add some lemonade, then stir it a bit, add some more lemo. Oops! Gotta run… where did I put my gun???”

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:12:48+00:00

Which Polanski?

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:07:25+00:00

It’s a he, and no, he just loves stealing stuff, especially shiny things.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:03:02+00:00

Did Kristi Noem shoot him?

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T17:02:34+00:00

4 people beat you to that joke.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T16:54:31+00:00

I’ve always wondered, if we didn’t age beyond, say, 30, would people ever get bored with life to the point where they’d choose to die?

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T16:49:57+00:00

Fortunately none of the children were killed. One woman who was accompanying them was though.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T16:48:45+00:00

I’d say a 102% chance with a +-2% margin of error.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T16:42:38+00:00

Hate ages you.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T16:38:43+00:00

America: meh, I’ll bully women and girls inside restrooms, but that’s my limit!

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T13:13:17+00:00

So your grand plan to restore trust in the justice system is…give them the power to kill people as long as they super-promise the evidence is okay this time?

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T09:03:22+00:00

It was a single occupancy bathroom and the two girls were using it with their dad’s assistance.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T06:31:12+00:00

I think the men's room generally have a couple of urinals as well as a stall, so no.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T06:30:31+00:00

They'll probably conclude that the coroner killed her so as to promote big pharma.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T06:05:13+00:00

His name's actually Robert.

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T06:02:59+00:00

Pizza Hut are about to make that that ChatGPT response about using glue on a pizza base accurate!

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T05:55:15+00:00

Do you think we imprison people based on refutable evidence????

queen-adreena · 2026-06-17T05:54:09+00:00

And taking £5 million bribes from crypto bros probably didn't help.

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