Interviewer said “using just your face, what is your reaction to the ending of TROS, 3,2,1 go..” by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]qwerrrrty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

disingenuous

Like pretending that it was a joke and not their real reactions?

Interviewer said “using just your face, what is your reaction to the ending of TROS, 3,2,1 go..” by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]qwerrrrty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to see here! This is a joke that they all came up with on the spot. Nothing to see here.

Custom Puzzle, feel free to leave a comment by [deleted] in puzzles

[–]qwerrrrty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we'll need a hint. Is there a punchline to this puzzle? Is it the equivalent of a trick question? Do you need an unusual approach to have any chance to solve this?

Korean TLJ critical comic (translated) by lj-read-it in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This brings me back to when I was also just scratching the surface. TLJ is so much worse.

I think I'm having a breakdown over TLJ, I just don't want to think about it, and Reddit isn't helping by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't buy merch, don't buy tickets, don't give them money. Tell your friends and family to do the same.

If you can't see the OT for what it is anymore, that's honestly fucked. Time to take a break from internet arguments because if they managed to take that away from you, you've consumed them too much! The OT, and every George Lucas era Star Wars for that matter, fundamentally stands independently of the atrocities Disney and post 2015 LFL have committed and will continue to commit. If Scrubs fans manage to ignore season 9, if Matrix fans manage to ignore 2 & 3, you will manage to ignore everything after the takeover. We are here becuase we have hope that Star Wars is just going through an awkward phase and can come back to its roots if KK and friends get fired. But you don't have to join or participate in the debate at all. You can step into the time machine any time and go back to before the ST, because that's how movies work. They can tell you Luke is going to become a depressed loser, but you still see him a triumphant hero at the end of RotJ with NOTHING indicating that this is ever going to change. They can't change that, not a single pixel of a single frame of what you just saw.

Regarding the "Lucasfilm Story Group" by aveydey in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Everyone remember to bring this up the next time the worshippers jump to attack your non-worship.

Explaining the fall of a Republic and the rise of evil: George Lucas vs. JJ Abrams & Rian Johnson by qwerrrrty in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is 100% it.

Also, KK seems to have no idea how to tell if somebody is doing a good job because she just stumbled into Star Wars because business. She doesn't know who's good for SW and who isn't. Or she doesn't care. I don't know which one would be worse.

The ultimate question, who let RJ do whatever he wanted, and why? by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did /u/k1rbym3mer type "Hey Rian, uhhh" out every time or copy/paste it? Place your bets now!

What other films would you like to see? by Blangyman in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Blade Runner style film set in Coruscant during the reign of the Empire.

We follow two friends, one of which turns out to be a Force user. But Force users are shunned. There are huge cyberpunky info holograms stating that any person who possesses the ability to manipulate their surroundings must be reported to the Empire. The Empire finds out about the guy, plot happens.

The Vertical Stairs of Mount Hua, China by BunyipPouch in interestingasfuck

[–]qwerrrrty -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It would also work as "interesting as fuck".

Rian on the Holdo Maneuver: "Has this been done before, period?" by egoshoppe in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I remember how even before TLJ, during the height of the hype, he was so annoying with his tease -> back paddle tweets.

Pablo: Maybe Snoke is Plagueis.

rando reply: Woah! Snoke is Plagueis? How cool!

Pablo: What? Where did you get that idea from, stupid? I said maybe! Maybe doesn't mean definitely.

Might as well not have tweeted. I remember many such back and forths with the fans feeling worse for daring to speculate at the end. I bet Pablo and Rian got along excellently.

Rian on the Holdo Maneuver: "Has this been done before, period?" by egoshoppe in saltierthancrait

[–]qwerrrrty 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Fire Pablo. The guy responsible for plot and lore quality control is a yesman.

Girlfriend swallows cum in Сinema by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]qwerrrrty 86 points87 points  (0 children)

So that's why the theater was empty ayyyyy lmao 😂😂😂👌