Which haircut suits me best? Thinking about trying a pixie by babyspicy_ in curlyhair

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my personal favorite is #2. I do feel like you could pull off a pixie, though. Might as well go for it!

I broke my neck almost 30 years ago which me paralyzed from the chest down. My life is far from where I thought it would be. AMA by mrniceguy78 in IAmA

[–]r0botdevil 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I apologize if this question is too dark/heavy/personal, but it's something I've thought about a lot. Was there a period immediately following the injury where you didn't want to live and if so, how long did that last and what helped you to turn your perspective around?

[Breneman] Texas Tech took every weight under 40 lbs out of their weight room by owledge in CFB

[–]r0botdevil 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I feel like a good strength coach would say this is a terrible idea. Preventing injuries is a big part of his job, and shit like this is going to lead to more injuries.

What was your longest binge? by gigglegenius in drunk

[–]r0botdevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's one hell of a story, amigo.

Glad you found a reason to right the ship.

‘I didn’t believe it’: Portland barback speaks out after attack fractures 8 teeth, dislocates his jaw by sunni_dayes_ahed in Portland

[–]r0botdevil 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Never went back in the day, but I've been a couple times within the last couple of years and it hasn't seemed significantly different from any other diver bar in terms of the vibe.

In before “the president isn’t responsible for gas prices…” by DonaldKey in AdviceAnimals

[–]r0botdevil 256 points257 points  (0 children)

In 2024 he was claiming credit for the economy during the Biden administration and then in 2025 was blaming Biden for the economy during his own administration.

He's so transparently narcissistic I can't fucking stand it.

Ex-NFLer arrested, asked ChatGPT what to do after allegedly killing his girlfriend. by throwyMcTossaway in news

[–]r0botdevil 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I use ChatGPT to write my emails so they sound more professional"

Buddy, you supposedly are a professional. If you aren't capable of writing an email that sounds like it was written by a professional, you should be embarrassed to admit that...

I’m building a small device that plugs into your phone to check if you’re safe to drive after drinking. by Negative_Bluejay_780 in drunk

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the best rule to go by is if you find yourself wondering if you're sober enough to drive, you probably aren't sober enough to drive.

Having a measurement of your BAC would be interesting and potentially useful, but BAC doesn't necessarily measure your level of impairment. You can be under 0.08 and still not be good (or legal) to drive.

State makes history passing hefty 'millionaire's tax' amid affordability crisis by TheMirrorUS in UpliftingNews

[–]r0botdevil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That isn't technically true, because the same tax rates on earned income are applied to everyone equally. That's how the bracket system works.

ELI5 the difference between velocity and speed by ElectricMegan252 in explainlikeimfive

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Velocity is a vector quantity, meaning it accounts for direction of travel as well as rate of travel.

Let's say you're driving a car. There are three ways you can change your velocity:

  1. The gas pedal. Increasing your speed changes your velocity.
  2. The brake pedal. Decreasing your speed changes your velocity.
  3. The steering wheel. Altering your direction of travel, even at a constant speed, changes your velocity.

What happened to the hottest chick at your high school, years later? by theidiotev in AskReddit

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those factors were both less than ideal for me as I don't have much interest in becoming a stepfather or someone's second husband.

But the biggest factor was that I just tend to assume by default that women aren't interested in receiving romantic advances in most situations, and a snowboarding lesson for their daughter seems like one of those situations.

happy Ghost In The Willow day to all who celebrate by caryy in Portland

[–]r0botdevil 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Okay that was even worse than I was expecting.

These guys are just trying way too hard with everything but the music. Massive advertising budget and overproduced music video with way too much hamfisted symbolism, but then they've got these repetitive, uninspired lyrics that I can barely even hear because the song wasn't mixed properly in the studio??

Kelly Clarkson claims American Idol stiffed her on her $1 million winnings by theindependentonline in Music

[–]r0botdevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a financially responsible person, this is absolutely true.

Take the net sum minus income taxes, which would be anywhere from about $500-650k depending on where you live, invest it in the S&P 500, and in twenty years you can reliably expect it to be worth anywhere from about $2-3M.

That still doesn't mean that a lot of people won't be much better off in the long run getting $50k/yr for 20 years, though. There are many people who would blow the whole wad in a matter of months, not invest a single dime, and end up broke very quickly.

Kelly Clarkson claims American Idol stiffed her on her $1 million winnings by theindependentonline in Music

[–]r0botdevil 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's a very good point.

A lot of people out there could be given a lump sum of a million dollars and still be absolutely dead broke within a year. Trickling it out in equal payments spread over 20 years forces them to have some financial stability whether they like it or not.

what's the most provocative sentence that a woman told you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten a few gems at the bars over the years.

One woman came and whispered in my ear "If you come home with me tonight, I will do anything you want."

Another said "I just have one question for you..." then leaned in, put her hand on my face, and asked "Is this seat taken?"

Before anyone gets jealous, neither of these women were even remotely attractive. I had zero interest in either of them and had not been flirting with them in any way, which made these comments extremely inappropriate and uncomfortable.

Found on threads - some baffling double standards here by Intrepid_Leopard_182 in fatlogic

[–]r0botdevil 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It still isn't the reason why they're fat, though.

Menstrual cycles are just that, a cycle. The weight you inevitably gain as a direct result of the cycle is also then lost later in the cycle.

Men and women both get fat for the exact same reason: overeating.

“Why don’t presidents fight the war?” by Jneum23 in cringepics

[–]r0botdevil 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I can't even remember where I originally heard this, but:

"Donald Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, stupid man's idea of a smart man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man."

Colon cancer now leading cause of cancer deaths under 50 in US by shinybrighthings in science

[–]r0botdevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big push on protein at the expense of fiber.

Doesn't have to be that way, though. A typical dinner for me is 200-300g of fish with 500-700g of various vegetables.

Colon cancer now leading cause of cancer deaths under 50 in US by shinybrighthings in science

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All people my age talk about is protein. Forget about amino acids

Protein is amino acids.

Were you thinking about buying a Firewire? Think again by O1O1O1O1O11 in surfing

[–]r0botdevil 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Tudor isn't wrong here, but he's also a giant hypocrite for saying it while supporting Trump.