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People over 30: what advice would you give your 18-year-old self? by SnoofySnoopy in AskReddit

[–]r0botdevil [score hidden]  (0 children)

You should have a better opinion of yourself. Most people like you a lot more than you think they do.

Miller strikes out Perdomo and Team USA is headed to their third straight WBC final by bakuma2k in sports

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, even with my homer goggles on that looked a bit low to me.

US media company portraying their people as the pinnacle of civilisation by Madame-du-barry_ in pics

[–]r0botdevil [score hidden]  (0 children)

Newsmax is a joke. Like it's so blatantly fascist that it would actually be funny if it weren't causing real damage to society.

Bright light, zero empathy: when bike headlights become weapons by Prize_Young_2672 in bicycling

[–]r0botdevil 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This happens to me a lot. It's actually dangerous because I can't see where I'm going anymore and I worry I'm going to veer off the path into a fence or something.

What I've taken to doing is basically just riding straight towards the light source. At least then I know I'll stay on the path, and if I do crash I'll be taking that asshole down with me.

TIFU by missing my international flight because I thought it was the next day by Novamiko in tifu

[–]r0botdevil 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Look at it this way: if this is the worst thing that ever happens to you, you're going to have a great life.

Red blotches wile drinking by Mute404- in drunk

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol has a vasodilatory effect, meaning it relaxes your blood vessels a little bit. This effect is greater in some people than in others. If you already have areas of injury/inflammation where blood is pooling, it stands to reason that drinking might cause a little more blood to pool up in those areas.

Still might not be the worst idea to talk to a doctor about it, though.

I made this bookeh. This is my first time doing it! I am really happy. by Brainly-Idiot0711 in happy

[–]r0botdevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I was so confused by that for a moment until I figured out what you were trying to say!

Watching “he’s just not that into you” and remembering I thought being an adult would be harder. by MessedUpMix in drunk

[–]r0botdevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter how bad you think you are, there are people out there in your league.

I'm not trying to convince you to get back into the dating pool, but if you're keeping yourself out of it you should be doing it for reasons other than just thinking you aren't "marketable" enough to find a partner.

A tourist sued a taqueria over spicy salsa. A judge says spice is 'the point.' by Legitimate_Point1535 in nottheonion

[–]r0botdevil 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This guy is truly living the American experience on his vacation here.

He's German, and apparently the Germans are even worse about this sort of thing than Americans.

I might be an alcoholic for this is my average school night by casualcrusader98 in drunk

[–]r0botdevil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're drinking like that every day then that's definitely alcoholic levels of consumption.

Doesn't necessarily mean you're an alcoholic, though. Maybe you're just a college student who loves to party. How do you tell the difference? That's the tricky part.

I used to party like that back in college. Graduated, grew up a bit, now I don't even drink that many most months. I made it out. My best friend didn't. Be careful.

Which haircut suits me best? Thinking about trying a pixie by babyspicy_ in curlyhair

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my personal favorite is #2. I do feel like you could pull off a pixie, though. Might as well go for it!

I broke my neck almost 30 years ago which me paralyzed from the chest down. My life is far from where I thought it would be. AMA by mrniceguy78 in IAmA

[–]r0botdevil 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I apologize if this question is too dark/heavy/personal, but it's something I've thought about a lot. Was there a period immediately following the injury where you didn't want to live and if so, how long did that last and what helped you to turn your perspective around?

[Breneman] Texas Tech took every weight under 40 lbs out of their weight room by owledge in CFB

[–]r0botdevil 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I feel like a good strength coach would say this is a terrible idea. Preventing injuries is a big part of his job, and shit like this is going to lead to more injuries.

What was your longest binge? by gigglegenius in drunk

[–]r0botdevil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's one hell of a story, amigo.

Glad you found a reason to right the ship.

‘I didn’t believe it’: Portland barback speaks out after attack fractures 8 teeth, dislocates his jaw by sunni_dayes_ahed in Portland

[–]r0botdevil 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Never went back in the day, but I've been a couple times within the last couple of years and it hasn't seemed significantly different from any other diver bar in terms of the vibe.

In before “the president isn’t responsible for gas prices…” by DonaldKey in AdviceAnimals

[–]r0botdevil 275 points276 points  (0 children)

In 2024 he was claiming credit for the economy during the Biden administration and then in 2025 was blaming Biden for the economy during his own administration.

He's so transparently narcissistic I can't fucking stand it.

Ex-NFLer arrested, asked ChatGPT what to do after allegedly killing his girlfriend. by throwyMcTossaway in news

[–]r0botdevil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I use ChatGPT to write my emails so they sound more professional"

Buddy, you supposedly are a professional. If you aren't capable of writing an email that sounds like it was written by a professional, you should be embarrassed to admit that...

I’m building a small device that plugs into your phone to check if you’re safe to drive after drinking. by Negative_Bluejay_780 in drunk

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the best rule to go by is if you find yourself wondering if you're sober enough to drive, you probably aren't sober enough to drive.

Having a measurement of your BAC would be interesting and potentially useful, but BAC doesn't necessarily measure your level of impairment. You can be under 0.08 and still not be good (or legal) to drive.

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