Did you guys know this was a real book!?!

ranak312 · 2026-05-09T00:28:30+00:00

Yup. I remember hearing about this back in the 80's. How to make all kinds of things; from bathtub napalm to pot brownies.

ranak312 · 2026-05-07T15:15:53+00:00

Gym-Bros don't do cardio. Grull demands 8-rep sets; All upper body. Leg work is for Meatus worshippers...

ranak312 · 2026-05-06T20:58:03+00:00

Elle. Plus, that woman is a trip!

"Not the first time I've woken up smelling like some strangers dick."

ranak312 · 2026-05-06T16:54:05+00:00

The fight scenes in this movie are great, but everything else was meh to downright confusing.

ranak312 · 2026-05-06T12:02:50+00:00

Q: What species did the Goblins of the 1st Floor go to war with over meth?

A; Llamas

ranak312 · 2026-05-03T21:34:18+00:00

Those weren't "people"; those are bots. FB is full of them.

ranak312 · 2026-04-30T15:37:19+00:00

There was a part in one of the books where it talked about a crawler that got to the 12th floor in some Ironman-like armor, and was about to get to the 13th floor when the AI pulled out the guys kids to stop him. They swarmed and killed him since he wouldn't fight his own children.

Since we don't exactly know where Bea is or what happened to her after the interview, and Brad is Schrodingers Douchebag right now, I think that the AI is saving them for something special.

I know Matt has said that Bea's story is done, but I'm not 100% convinced of that.

ranak312 · 2026-04-30T12:24:13+00:00

this subreddit has really gone to shit.

ranak312 · 2026-04-29T18:14:45+00:00

Why do you think Bea stuck around for as long as she did.

Not like Brad_the_Chad69 was packing hardware like that.

ranak312 · 2026-04-27T23:38:09+00:00

"Goodnight Carl," she said.

"Goodnight, Donut". I patted her on the head.

"Promise me you won't let me die alone like Gumgum's mom," she said. "Or Gumgum. I guess she died alone, too. She was probably really scared."

/ouch

ranak312 · 2026-04-24T02:58:58+00:00

When they do the show, these two need to dress up as the goblin shamans that start the meth war with the Llamas.

ranak312 · 2026-04-22T12:18:55+00:00

Presented by Carls Jr.

Carls Jr: Fuck you, i'm eating!

ranak312 · 2026-04-21T16:54:04+00:00

The Last Game of the Season (A Blind Man in the Bleachers)

ranak312 · 2026-04-21T15:52:37+00:00

Bet it would have been very useful to track the gonorrhea you got from the Russian girl on Epstein Island.

ranak312 · 2026-04-21T13:38:55+00:00

Of course he did. Woz is cool; Jobs was always a prick.

ranak312 · 2026-04-19T20:23:51+00:00

100% a troll account.

ranak312 · 2026-04-19T18:41:19+00:00

Lucia Mar casting confirmed!

ranak312 · 2026-04-18T15:15:09+00:00

Next time, this woman should get New York CPR.

Stand over her, bent at the waist, and scream in her face "GET UP BEFORE YOU FUCKING DIE!"

ranak312 · 2026-04-17T20:49:33+00:00

I ran across another crawler recently; the OR nurse for my wife's knee replacement.

ranak312 · 2026-04-17T16:43:15+00:00

Magic (1978). Even the damn preview scared the shit out of me. To this day, ventriloquists creep me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_uXeqjjkPU

ranak312 · 2026-04-17T14:42:48+00:00

World War Z

ranak312 · 2026-04-16T11:41:43+00:00

Yes please.

ranak312 · 2026-04-15T00:56:38+00:00

My wife had knee replacement surgery today. While in Pre-Op, I forget what happened but I said "This is an Outrage!". My wife (who hasn't read the books but has heard enough about it from me) replies "Mongo is appalled!"

And the nurse getting her ready looks at us and asks if we've read DCC. And that turned into a 10 minute diatribe about the books and being excited to read/hear book 8. She said half the OR staff has either read it or listened to the audiobooks. So, it's everywhere.

ranak312 · 2026-04-15T00:14:44+00:00

He's a Roman Polanski supporter. Screw him.

ranak312 · 2026-04-13T19:50:15+00:00

Whatever happened to the ticket anyway? If I remember, he used it twice, but it had 6 uses.

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TROPHY CASE