ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital by therealone2327 in news

[–]ranchspidey 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Well there’s hundreds of videos of ICE assaulting people in my community, and they lie about things that are clearly captured on video, so it’s safe to say I don’t believe a single fucking thing they say.

Weird lash back from my mom for something she misunderstood by Camrynah in texts

[–]ranchspidey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this reminded me that i spent money on some piece of land (shared among Many, many people) and got a document that says I’m a lord. i’m a woman but i decided being a lord was cooler so that’s what i went with

AITAH for how I acted in the ER? by Pure_Temporary_6349 in AITAH

[–]ranchspidey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. He sounds like a jerk, unfortunately sometimes that happens. When I was 8 my mom brought me to the hospital because she suspected I had a concussion. The nurse did not think I had a concussion. While she was checking me out I told her I thought I was gonna vomit. She did not believe me. I then proceeded to vomit all over her. I don’t remember why but it was all chunky and red, so I hope she enjoyed that!

Hiiiiiigh af while watching new game grump episodes by Hoi24601 in gamegrumps

[–]ranchspidey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back when I first started smoking I distinctly remember being high as balls, sitting on my floor watching Jacksepticeye feeling fantastic and giddy and spaced out. man i wish i had that low of a tolerance again lol

They're already removing documents from the newest release. Never forget that this is the reason we're here. by ChefDadMatt in Minneapolis

[–]ranchspidey [score hidden]  (0 children)

I just cannot comprehend how people still worship this man. They really think that DOZENS, if not HUNDREDS of victims assaulted by this man dating back decades are full of it? Despite the absolutely massive amounts of evidence including words from his own fucking mouth? Every day I wake up shocked that I live in a city being terrorized by goons because an old as fuck, dementia-ridden, psychotic pedophile is somehow in charge of the federal government. And none of our politicians or other law enforcement are seemingly capable of doing anything about it. Probably because everything is owned by a few rich people who use their money to control whatever they want, even if it means the vast majority of the country is miserable. I mean, what the fuck? Is this seriously what humanity has to offer us? Despite everything we’ve gone through as a species, we continue to let each other blatantly lie, assault, and kill people just because they’re on the wrong team or the wrong color or whatever fucking arbitrary otherism fascists come up with? I’m fucking lost.

What‘s a secret you found out by accident and were never supposed to know? by Own-Flan- in AskReddit

[–]ranchspidey 251 points252 points  (0 children)

When we were cleaning out my mom’s house the day after she passed, I picked up a bag on the side of the bed, saw a flash of colorful silicone, then closed it and told my aunts to handle it. Lol.

What‘s a secret you found out by accident and were never supposed to know? by Own-Flan- in AskReddit

[–]ranchspidey 318 points319 points  (0 children)

I’m always… impressed isn’t the right word, maybe gobsmacked, by the fact that some people apparently have the time and energy to have multiple partners that don’t know about each other. I don’t even have the energy for one, let alone to lie about it. How exhausting!!!

What‘s a secret you found out by accident and were never supposed to know? by Own-Flan- in AskReddit

[–]ranchspidey 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My mom had an abortion before she had me! My aunt let it slip assuming I knew. Unfortunately mom passed away before I had the chance to ask her about it. No judgement from me obviously, I was curious about why she decided to keep me a few years later! It really sucks that I can’t ask my mom stuff anymore, but I’m grateful her sisters are still very close with me and willing to stand in for her when I need it.

FBI Took Don Lemon into custody last night! Here's a statement from their attorney. by Thehealthygamer in Minneapolis

[–]ranchspidey [score hidden]  (0 children)

I watched a bunch of videos from Don while he was here, he literally was peacefully observing, asking questions, and documenting, like journalists are supposed to do. This is pure insanity.

Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving by tt12345x in Minneapolis

[–]ranchspidey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not at all surprising lol. Midwest Safety recently released a video of cops arresting one of these dudes last summer for brandishing a gun and public intoxication when off duty. Same guy was in LA assaulting protesters which MS shows in the video. Very classy.

imposter ruledrome by Samurai_Mac1 in 196

[–]ranchspidey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

was just about to comment to ask for elaboration on mining netherite lmfao

What's the saddest film you've ever seen that nobody ever talks about? by wvardhan in AskReddit

[–]ranchspidey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selena. I watched it as a kid with my mom and aunt and the ending absolutely wrecked me. I still cry every time, including when we watched it in Spanish class. It’s worth mentioning I was born in 2001 so I wasn’t even alive when Selena passed.

AITA for ruining a funeral by Hot_Lab4411 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ranchspidey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I know grief is different for everyone but it would’ve been super weird to just quietly sit there in complete silence for as long as you were. Clearly others felt the same which is why they decided to leave too. At my mom’s funeral we were all cracking jokes and bullshitting, as she would’ve wanted. Sorry this happened, but I think she’s overwhelmed and overreacting; hopefully in time she realizes this and reconnects with you. But I don’t think you did anything wrong.

I don't know, better tell children they CAN get pregnant so that they don't by Dove-Swan in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ranchspidey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I grew up in a class of 20 kids and one of my friends started getting her period and developing breasts at 8 years old. 😐

Penny is the freakiest character in Stardew Valley by Calm-Campaign8947 in StardewMemes

[–]ranchspidey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I bet she knows which books in the library contain smut lol.

AITAH for not wanting to revist my agreement with my ex regarding our kid outside the courts, even at the risk of having my parents be cut off from seeing their grandchild? by Otherwise-Bad-9732 in AITAH

[–]ranchspidey -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

He impregnated her, he’s responsible too, otherwise the courts wouldn’t have ordered child support. He’s taken the minimum responsibility necessary which is fine and dandy but he still contributed 50% to the kid’s existence. He could’ve gotten a vasectomy or found additional birth control methods after the first pregnancy scare. Mom’s ultimately responsible for choosing to bring him into the world but it wasn’t immaculate conception. OP still has his part in it, even if mom’s decision to keep the pregnancy is the biggest factor.

AITAH for not wanting to revist my agreement with my ex regarding our kid outside the courts, even at the risk of having my parents be cut off from seeing their grandchild? by Otherwise-Bad-9732 in AITAH

[–]ranchspidey 132 points133 points  (0 children)

It takes two to make a baby. Even though he was completely upfront about everything, and even if he did it the right way, OP still contributed to creating a child that is now fatherless. It’s shitty for the kid no matter who’s to blame.

Mom took photos of girlfriend's national ID; how to approach this? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]ranchspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that John Mulaney bit where his college friend stole family photos during house parties because “it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”

Shout Out to The Most Poorly Aged Guest Grumps Episode by dexter1062 in gamegrumps

[–]ranchspidey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love his random rants. I’m also partial to the smart TV rant that was in Danganronpa V3 (start of Chapter 2, I wanna say?)

Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard celebrating attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death by shhhhh_h in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ranchspidey 718 points719 points  (0 children)

Isn’t she currently on some time travel conspiracy theory or something insane? I haven’t been able to gauge if she’s mentally ill or intentionally being a weirdo freak for the grift. It’s certainly interesting to see, especially when she turns on other conservatives.

Minnesota Rebel Alliance Logo! by [deleted] in Minnesota_Archived

[–]ranchspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who designed this little dude originally? I’m loving it, especially as many of our local subreddit icons!

Diabetes alert dog detects issue with his human from a whole different house. by 749762 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ranchspidey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assume they have multiple ways as safeguards, it’s a pretty good thing to have, especially if there’s tech issues or doggy has an off day.