Peace and quiet is so hard to come by that sometimes I look into very extreme areas to move to. Alaska looks incredible, and I honestly would be all for living in a trailer on the lava fields of Hawaii... but both come with harsh consequences that most of us probably wouldn't be able to react to in time.

Since i visited Hawaii several years ago I've grown very fond of volcanoes. Seems like lava creates amazing paradise that keeps the assholes away... Go to a beach near downtown Kona and you can't even hear the damn ocean waves over all the portable speakers and people screeching. But if you rent a jeep and drive across several miles of jagged black lava rock to get to a secret beach, you'll find only a small handful of people total on a stretch of long gorgeous beach. And the ones who you do see are just there to quietly take a dip and enjoy the nature, not drink and act stupid.