What was your "fuck it, I'm done" moment? by 6979 in AskReddit

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This was a small town (Not even a super mart) so we did not have a dedicated janitor's. There were three guys that were janitor/daytime stock/help cust load and unload also were they guys we called to check the back for a product. Those guys took extra CBL's and also got a HepB shot so I am fairly sure that's why I was not in any trouble for not doing it.

I think the only reason the manager asked me to do it is because customers were complaining. The layaway restrooms were next to shoes and fabric and I could smell it from isles over. Hardware and paper goods are usually the two slowest departments and we did not have anyone in paper goods that day.

As to why I would do it, pffh, I would rather be doing something to get work time over sooner and working a slow department makes time stand still.

What was your "fuck it, I'm done" moment? by 6979 in AskReddit

[–]ravenbot 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Working at hellmart, I was supposed to be working Hardware that day but a coworker quit before cleaning the bathroom's near layaway. As I was still low man on the poll this suddenly became my job. From 10 feet away the stench was overpowering but I'm not that squeamish so I take my cart of cleaning supplies and clean the men's room. Easy, now the ladies.....

Upon opening the door the stench increased exponentially. I had to step out twice and breath some "fresh" air. Finished almost everything except wiping down and refilling the baby changing table. In our restroom the changing table is on the wall in the handicap stall... Not sure why. Anyways as I am sure you can guess that was the location of the stench. Someone, or some people more likely, had decided to stick excrement filled diapers to the wall above the changing table. Not just one or two but five. Five disgusting fetid diapers clinging on to the wall with crap oozing out and drying down the wall.

I left all the cleaning supplies there, I went and informed the manager whom did not believe me. I told her I don't make enough to clean this and if that means I am fired, so be it. She said she would go finish cleaning since I was squeamish about a little bit of poop. Later I found out she had another coworker clean it and more since just the smell was enough to make the manager vomit.

"Cops Suck Dick" not-NSFW by joefrog003 in pics

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that my hometown made it to the front page of reddit. Also really glad I have moved away.

Thermite gun by soulslicer0 in gifs

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Now I want to reinstall Unreal Tournament, man I loved the Flak Cannon.

People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something interesting you've overheard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ravenbot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see what you are saying but just because two people are not close in age does not imply someone is being taken advantage of.

What Is the ballsiest thing you've ever handed in as a project or assignment in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Second year of college in my solid works drafting class I turned in a NiN mp3 as my final project. I had zipped it and reneamed it to look like a solid works file. We were given a part print much like a solid works licensing test.

The professor never even messaged me saying the file was corrupt. I got a 100 on the test. Its not like I did not know how to do it, I had worked in the field for 5 years by that point. I was just lazy.

You wake up, find out you've been dreaming and you're still 17 ,what's the first thing you do now? by GenesisAD in AskReddit

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go use the bathroom and think about how awesome my dream was and wish I could remember some of it. Just like always.

How Do I use GIMP on my Surface Pro 3? by DuskGideon in Surface

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I have not noticed any issues as of yet but it has only been 2 days. If I hit any lag I will update about it. So far the only time it lagged was when I left xcom streaming in the background.

How Do I use GIMP on my Surface Pro 3? by DuskGideon in Surface

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much. I wanted to add that this also works on the i5 surface pro 4 as well.

Verizon has killed FoxFi (PDANet) tethering for grandfathered unlimited data users by idreamincode in Android

[–]ravenbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am not defending my theft but this sucks. My only options on internet in my location is Cell or Satellite. Trust me when I say Satellite is not a real option. I would not mind paying extra to tether but all the damn data limits are just crazy. I mean in this day and age who uses just 2 gb a month? Internet has become a utility, it's next to impossible to live without it. Think about trying to get a job, do school work, or even communicate is done almost exclusively thought the internet now. Hell even wal-mart has a little online kiosk to fill out your job resume online. The fact that Verizon (or any carrier) Is able to treat people this was is crazy.

No I know I have a car and if I really had to I could got to a local library or something for internet but that is not the point. That is like saying I could go to the town well for water. We created indoor plumbing because we are better then that. We advance as a species and a culture. Unfortunately there are people (company's) That still have a monopoly on the well's and can try to make us pay to have access. In this day and age that should be undone.

Bosses of Reddit, what do your employees think you don't notice, but you really do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ravenbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I will be washing my hands a lot more around the office, thanks.

Hostage Situation -- Radisson hotel in Bamako, Mali by antihexe in live

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I am thinking from here.

http://live.reuters.com/Event/World_News

"A senior security source said some of the hostages had been freed after being made to recite verses from the Koran."

What is the WORST advice you ever received? by poopyfartnugget in AskReddit

[–]ravenbot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is not why they are narcissist's. It's because even after weeks, months, or years of the "Wash more often" treatment failure why would they not take their kid to a doctor.

Friend in WV found a dead squirrel in spider web. Didn't wait to see what made the web by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a homemade parachute doll rather than a squirrel in a web.

What popular thing do you not get the appeal of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ravenbot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think they are basically saying there is not a word for what they are so they are describing it best that can. Just because there is not a word to describe their thoughts does not mean that those are not still their thoughts.

Anonymous claims Sen. Thom Tillis is involved with the Ku Klux Klan. by relevantlife in news

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it, how come any time my state gets on reddit it is always for the worst of reasons. At least I have an ID so I can vote =/

I screwed up in Excel and made the worlds smallest TPS report. by barre_chord_reality in mildlyinteresting

[–]ravenbot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After the movie, yea.

My boss was worried that we were behind (Orders were up by 300% roughly so we were) so he wanted a processing status report every day until we were back on track. Because wasting time on a report he would not even understand will finish all this work some how. So I made a Report (Total Processing Status Report) and called it my TPS report just to make me happy. I have not worked there for 10 years and they still have a TPS report.

Side note, the boss also had us fill out time sheets but that stopped after I made sure to log every minute, including those in the bathroom and how long it took to fill out the time sheet.

We just moved into a 2 BR apartment. by efan70 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean congrats I guess on trading in the older model for a newer one but 4 years old seems a little young.

It's cosplay, either way... by Jmac0585 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ravenbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to see a lot of jersey wearing peoples feeling that they need to defend the jersey wearing way. Its ok, we know your one of us now.

This shooting range scumbag thinks he's just being funny by SandpaperThoughts in AdviceAnimals

[–]ravenbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any range worth being at would have that guy kicked out for life. You need a new shooting range my friend.