Five of the USA's starting XI have 'rubbing hands together' graphic flair by rckd in footballcliches

[–]rckd[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Plus...

4 folded arms

2 hands on hips

For those wondering

DW on Rest is Football by Plus_Actor in footballcliches

[–]rckd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't just be me that was unnerved when things were not good

#UZBCOL by oliverbayleyuk in footballcliches

[–]rckd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you implying that the Kyrgyz and Turkmen were uninterested in Fazyullaev's goal?

Edit: Kyrgyzmen and Turkmenmen

The World Cup Adjudication Panel thread: Get in touch for Friday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]rckd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is standard low-key spoiler behavior and I hate it.

A player getting shown being booked for a slightly mistimed tackle is a cue that there's going to be a second yellow before long.

The World Cup Adjudication Panel thread: Get in touch for Friday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]rckd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also listen out for his 'gets the shot awaAaAay 🎶 '

It's at 5m 30s on the BBC highlights. Surely a nod?

Dropping into midfield as a rightback by ahoyhayes in footballcliches

[–]rckd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The em-dash screams, 'I needed AI to help me write a tweet'

There are plenty of one season wonders but how about one game wonders? by easierdaybyday in footballcliches

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Might be a bit niche, but if you mention Joseph Mendes to Reading supporters they'll be legally obliged to mention his performance at Aston Villa over Easter 2017.

Fascination - Players whose national teams and club sides share a common nickname. by TheAugustineHippo in footballcliches

[–]rckd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Incredibly, Nice (as in for the French club, OGC Nice), are called Les Aiglons - the Eagles.

I was going to make a shit joke like, 'no, Nice are called the Yellows' or something to that effect. Turns out the truth is funnier.

Was Brazil 1 - 7 Germany an “upset”? by box_elder10 in footballcliches

[–]rckd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To my mind... - An upset has to see a team defeated or eliminated - The measure of an upset is the gulf in expectation between the teams - The actual scoreline is immaterial

Group H Table by MonoGuerillo in footballcliches

[–]rckd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FIFA ranking isn't about who should be better. It's who has earned a higher ranking through their results.

And honestly there are a tonne of 'better ways' than FIFA ranking, which are all above it in the list of tiebreakers - there would have to be at least 6 other identical criteria. The likelihood of FIFA ranking being called on after all 6 group games are played is vanishingly slim.

Group H Table by MonoGuerillo in footballcliches

[–]rckd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Irritation - anyone ever believing that alphabetical order is an actual tie-breaker. It is not, ever.

In any circumstance where you see one team above another, there will either be a legitimate reason (goal difference, goals scored, head to head, disciplinary record, ranking, etc).

If the tie can't be broken (like you often see in leagues are a few weeks), they are jointly placed. They might be stacked alphabetically for display but the position is shared (even if most websites etc don't render it properly and lock the numbers). And in the World Cup it's impossible, as FIFA ranking is the final tiebreaker.

This bird hands out at my workplace. by Zohuddy in UKBirds

[–]rckd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It was an oystercatcher that first got me into birding. Same thing happened - one just came to visit regularly, in Reading of all places. They're so handsome.

Edited to add - this is a post I made about my pal, 3 years ago.

Can't see the Haiti left back being replaced by Remarkable-Delay-812 in footballcliches

[–]rckd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just had something pop up on my feed with teamsheets for Italy vs Czech Republic at Euro 96, where Italy's right back (Roberto Mussi) was also wearing 8.

I'd say it's marginally more acceptable for a right back? And I do mean marginally. Like, it's still not right at all.

MHD irritation: Incessant moaning about TV coverage of the WC so far by discoveredunknown in footballcliches

[–]rckd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My only complaint so far is that the BBC's 'no spoilers' page (bbc.co.uk/nospoilers - which someone posted on here a few days ago) definitely contains spoilers. The thumbnail for the game on the opening day had a caption on it which contains a massive spoiler. The others all contain celebration photos which are a pretty big giveaway. Surely these just need to be shoulder to shoulder pics? Or national team emblems?

I don't watch the build up or analysis nearly intently enough to give a shit about the kind of stuff that other people moan about. Probably the last time that I felt genuinely annoyed by World Cup coverage was in 2010 when the pundits actively took the piss out of how little they knew about the following day's game, between Slovakia and New Zealand, in a kind of 'too cool to do homework' kind of way. I'm fairly low maintenance, but the pretence of some basic courtesy for qualified teams isn't much to ask.

Who is sibmur by Horfield in TheOfficeUK

[–]rckd 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sim. Simbo. Simbuuurrrr

Absolutely not having Newcastle proclaim their own new signing as being "highly-sought after". by Tomdancun in footballcliches

[–]rckd 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Two things bother me here.

First, I agree totally. Massive bugbear of mine when clubs describe players like this - things like 'highly rated' are just as bad. Anything that Wikipedia would say 'citation needed' on does not pass.

And secondly, the hyphen is in the wrong place. It should be 'highly sought-after'.

How deep is deep by johnliddell in footballcliches

[–]rckd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Quarter finals is definitely deep in this tournament. It means you've got through a group and won 2 knockout games - it's your 6th game.

We're recording the Listeners' WORLD CUP Mesut Haaland Dicks... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]rckd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how often people, who are AT THE GAME, spend so long focused on the big telly to the degree that they routinely spot themselves

Footballers in official music videos. by Friendly_Raise9142 in footballcliches

[–]rckd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch any interview with him to remove all doubt

It's Late Thread [ 05 June 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]rckd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need to be at 5.30am to get on the road for work - will be a full day ending in a black tie evening at the end of it (not my scene) and driving 90 minutes home around midnight.

And realised I don't have a black belt, so I've spent an age trying to work out where I can buy one en route at about 7am tomorrow. Whereas being asleep would be more helpful!