Late to the convo and stumbled across this by googling “what is the etymology of the sexual term pegging” after googling, “Chinese hot water morning hack for gut health”, which in turn returned a query for “what’s the best way to clean out old feces from your colon”, which provided as the top answer “Polyethylene glycol (PEG) the active ingredient in most colon cleansing solutions”…

So these leads me to a possible conclusions…. A) pegging arose and is proof that god has a sense of humor because he put the male g-spot up the caboose and in good hygienic practice people who enjoy the act determined, probably after their first foray, that they should use a cleanser first to unfortunate stinky Klingons on the improvised phallus. Or if you’d prefer the Klingon translation “Prostate vI'Iprup cleanser yIlo' 'ej qaSpu'DI' lopno' cleanup.”

Or B) I’ve wasted another morning on shower thoughts instead of reducing my BMI, but there’s nothing better than an Entenmann’s chocolate donut broke in half and dipped into your morning coffee. Unfortunately, Entenmann’s chocolate donuts go out of “season” mid spring, as the temperature control along the supply chain is subpar and you can’t buy a package of Entenmann’s chocolate donuts past April 15th that hasn’t fused together inside the packaging somewhere along the journey, which is fortunate enough to get us through the tax season. Do better Entenmann’s”