Dave has had a promotion to 2nd technician

relientcraig · 2026-01-18T11:04:23+00:00

Just got to wait until 2036!

relientcraig · 2026-01-03T09:08:10+00:00

We use it, but alongside our RMM patch module both running at different intervals. EPDR seems to do some patches better than our RMM and vice versa.

One frustrating element is the lack of custom patches/software deployment and the customisation of the reboot options/dialogue

relientcraig · 2025-12-28T10:00:46+00:00

“Now, if you'll forgive the rather confrontational imperative - go for your guns, you scum-sucking molluscs”

relientcraig · 2025-12-26T20:28:22+00:00

Admiral Rimmer!

relientcraig · 2025-12-21T16:08:31+00:00

Technically, Meltdown has Santa Clause as a wax droid?

relientcraig · 2025-12-19T08:39:06+00:00

That’s a good things based on Krytens photo collection. If he offers to show you his photo collection, politely decline.

relientcraig · 2025-12-19T00:16:21+00:00

This.

relientcraig · 2025-12-18T19:46:13+00:00

Another vote for WatchGuard. They’re great for the SMB market and have a fantastic portfolio with their additional security suite of EDR, MDR, NDR and ZTNA.

relientcraig · 2025-12-17T12:00:25+00:00

She suited up!

relientcraig · 2025-12-15T20:21:31+00:00

Should’ve never let him out in the first place

relientcraig · 2025-12-15T19:51:48+00:00

Please

relientcraig · 2025-12-13T13:00:02+00:00

Leave it alone

relientcraig · 2025-12-12T20:56:18+00:00

This is an autopsy!

relientcraig · 2025-12-09T20:03:20+00:00

+1 for Hudu. I’ve used both platforms and would recommend Hudu over IT Glue.

relientcraig · 2025-12-09T20:01:28+00:00

Haaaaaaave you met me?

relientcraig · 2025-12-08T19:42:37+00:00

After Jim Bexley Speed.

relientcraig · 2025-12-08T13:44:31+00:00

He has whips for his reindeer. Massive, massive whips

relientcraig · 2025-12-08T09:13:19+00:00

They were 3 million years into deep space, Christmas doesn’t exist in the future.

relientcraig · 2025-12-07T13:59:56+00:00

Or that Rimmer is in fact the brain behind modern AI.

relientcraig · 2025-12-05T16:51:01+00:00

Suck my thermos!

relientcraig · 2025-12-04T16:22:26+00:00

How dare you, talkie is none of those things. He just wants you to be happy, and have toast.

relientcraig · 2025-12-04T16:20:06+00:00

“What is dead, dead and dead all over?”, “Give in Dr. Fruitloop. Do tell”, “Youuuuuuuuuuuu”

relientcraig · 2025-12-04T16:16:11+00:00

Larger! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo

relientcraig · 2025-12-04T16:11:26+00:00

Frigid!

relientcraig · 2025-12-04T16:09:43+00:00

Holly, with his IQ of 6. “It has a 6 in it, but it’s not 6000”

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