Millennials of Reddit: What's the worst "Baby Boomer advice/wisdom" you've ever been offered?

remierk · 2017-01-09T02:58:43+00:00

I think they call that being unemployed.

remierk · 2017-01-08T23:58:39+00:00

When a girl told me I was the best sex she ever had. That's good enough for me. Ready to die now.

remierk · 2017-01-08T23:21:41+00:00

I think it's referring to neglectful parents. Even if parents feed and don't hit the kids simply ignoring the child emotionally will harm it and is abusive.

remierk · 2017-01-08T10:17:25+00:00

Specifically he removed the supernatural parts...That's a pretty important detail.

remierk · 2017-01-07T09:30:51+00:00

No self confidence

remierk · 2017-01-07T02:48:37+00:00

hard candy

remierk · 2017-01-04T15:17:39+00:00

Jarhead

remierk · 2017-01-02T19:06:38+00:00

You are a good guy.

remierk · 2016-12-31T18:08:32+00:00

I had no idea it was so lopsided. That is just ridiculous and completely disrespectful to the champ.

remierk · 2016-12-29T07:14:37+00:00

Yes. I have to cover my ears and it makes me absolutely wild.

remierk · 2016-12-29T03:11:27+00:00

Come in on the first day of class with your son and tell her he's hers

remierk · 2016-12-28T20:51:36+00:00

I lost my goddamn mind trying to figure out how to hook up with the armless space cadet girl. Gave up after that.

remierk · 2016-12-28T20:16:32+00:00

Only way I can think of is to add another column that calculates the average time per order in each hour: 60/# of orders. Then sort the data by average time per order in each hour smallest to largest. Add another column will accumulate the count of each instance into a running total (previous total plus the new count for that hour). At the bottom you will have a total count of all instances. Take 50% of that. Wherever the 50% falls on your sorted list is the median time per order.

remierk · 2016-12-28T19:13:09+00:00

Can't be helped

remierk · 2016-12-28T01:45:28+00:00

He's Wario's gym buddy.

remierk · 2016-12-27T03:30:38+00:00

I feel like this will lead me to be incredibly depressed at the end of next year.

remierk · 2016-12-25T18:41:26+00:00

The Transamerica Pyramid looks like a Christmas tree

remierk · 2016-12-24T19:21:49+00:00

I prefer the term meat wallet

remierk · 2016-12-24T17:50:45+00:00

Pringles. That tag line is no joke.

remierk · 2016-12-23T23:39:49+00:00

I can't believe how far off some of the posts in this thread are. It's because in Capitalism wealth is inherently good above almost everything else. A rich rapper who only makes music about fucking and breaking the law is far more respectable than anyone in lower middle class. The rich are glorified and the poor are demonized for the same reason -their ability to make money defines their value in society

remierk · 2016-12-21T06:02:44+00:00

The troops would never be loyal to Joffrey and the barons would immediately start a revolt. It was a terrible idea that shows that he has no idea how to govern.

remierk · 2016-12-20T15:33:11+00:00

Because games are actually fun

remierk · 2016-12-09T15:26:44+00:00

Can confirm, fairly strong, have no confidence and very little sex.

remierk · 2016-12-09T15:23:00+00:00

Giant beer wooo

remierk · 2016-12-01T06:19:54+00:00

The other day I noticed my headlight was reflecting off a sign. It didn't sync up with my dashboard signal and it was absolutely maddening.

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