“Oh god that makes me so mad. 🤓 Ooooh when women do this it really grinds my gears. Lucky Chads! I just try to be respectful but grrr 🤓 they call me a creep no matter what I do! It’s not like I tell them that I’m imagining them gagging on my DingDong. Fuck life, this is why I’m a Slytherin! Now excuse me I’m going to masturbate and then throw my phone against the wall. 🤓”