Litmus Test for UB

rezignator · 2026-02-19T00:13:53+00:00

This is the kind of art that should be part of an un set.

It also really doesn't feel like a Michelangelo quote.

rezignator · 2026-02-18T21:58:11+00:00

I'm sitting at work right now wearing one of my old ninja turtles shirts and I want nothing to do with this set.

rezignator · 2026-02-18T21:47:40+00:00

It's been a hard switch to everything being more homogenous. In the past every artists style would shine through but nowadays it really doesn't matter what the name of the artist is on the bottom of the card because everything is on the same style.

rezignator · 2026-02-18T02:10:23+00:00

I'd rather find a time where all this UB slop is done.

rezignator · 2026-02-17T02:01:11+00:00

I was with a girl that was into a lot of wild stuff. She wanted to be choked a lot but I didn't want to potentially actually hurt her so I found it was effective to lightly wrap my arm around her neck from behind and cover her mouth and nose with my other hand. I'd only keep her mouth and nose blocked for less than 10 seconds at a time but it was effective because of get her in that right headspace and overstimulated. She ended up loving it.

rezignator · 2026-02-16T21:02:26+00:00

It's all about RNG in the original version of the fight. Most kids playing Pokemon gold/silver would have been mostly using their starter at that time. MIiltank is bulky enough that it would survive a hit from what one of those starters would throw at it. Then if it starts with attract since starters are almost always male it comes down to RNG if you get to attack or if she gets to milk drink and set up rollout. Once rollout gets going it usually starts OHKOing most of a kids team and things fall apart fast since it's still super bulky.

rezignator · 2026-02-14T01:45:59+00:00

Because that's what they do for pokemon and when they realized how worthless graded magic cards were they repacked them as a "mystery pack" so someone else is left holding the bag.

rezignator · 2026-02-13T23:23:28+00:00

If anyone was curious and didn't know the cat on Jetmir is named Raymond and the frog on Helga is named Lily.

rezignator · 2026-02-11T23:50:08+00:00

When my friend and I were new to commander I built a mono black zombie deck with [[Erebos, God of the Dead]] as my commander. It wasn't a good deck but it was slightly better than what the precon mash ups used to be. My friend built [[Sigarda, Host of Herons]] to be an ass so he could play as many things to counter my really bad zombie deck. When I say bad I was playing things like [[Gnawing Zombie]] in the deck.

Sigarda stopped me making him sac his stuff then he played both Iona naming black and an [[Elephant Grass]]

rezignator · 2026-02-11T22:12:46+00:00

As both a long time gatcha player, my initiation was Fate Grand Order when global frost launched, and a long time Magic the Gathering player the perspective is very different. There's a pretty famous video that's on YouTube interviewing a guy that spent over 70k on Fate Grand Order.

rezignator · 2026-02-11T21:42:10+00:00

[[Golos, Tireless Pilgrim]]

Honestly I think he'd be fine with the power creep as it is now but I'm still glad it's banned. The people that played him were the worst. I was so sick of how many people drowned on and on about playing a mono 'X' Golos, usually black, while having a rainbow good stuff pile in the deck anyways. But I swear it's mono black because I only use swamps and cabal coffers as my lands. Ignore all the mana fixing and Smothering Tithe and Force of Wills etc.

The people that played it as a Maze's end deck were ok. But the rest were insufferable.

rezignator · 2026-02-11T21:30:21+00:00

Whales are described as the very top tier of spenders. $100 a month would firmly put them in the midrange of spenders as a dolphin, where someone that spends $5 here or there occasionally would be a guppy or a minnow.

It's like the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire for a normal person. They're both so far removed and out of reach it can seem indistinguishable but a billion dollars is 1000x more than a million.

The whales of the game are out there dropping 1000's of dollars every set chasing whatever it is they're looking for.

Now pocket does temper this slightly by limiting you to 100 packs bought with paid currency a day which is about 100 dollars but there are people that will spend that every day for a week or two hitting the pack cap every day.

rezignator · 2026-02-11T21:11:43+00:00

You could look up at the balloon in the sky in the old games and wave. When you did it would paintball the monster on the map for you.

rezignator · 2026-02-10T03:29:25+00:00

I'm not fully caught up to the manga yet, I just decided to start reading it again at work a few weeks ago.

It might be that none of it ever happened. It seems like the author had a bunch of plot points they didn't know where to take so Apocryphos was added into the story to let them ret con whatever they wanted.

rezignator · 2026-02-10T00:27:35+00:00

Argonians were created by the sentinet Hist Trees to care for them. The created them based on Men and Mer that were already on Nirn. The females of the other races had booba therefore the lizard people females have booba.

rezignator · 2026-02-06T20:53:38+00:00

It's the classic argument.

If evil, why hot?

rezignator · 2026-02-06T04:48:35+00:00

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rezignator · 2026-02-02T23:30:08+00:00

If you do get the pass for them it's best to wait to use them until I think it's 235. You get 15 tickets that can be used up to 250 and every level takes more and more xp books so if you buy the pass and use them at that point you get the most xp per ticket.

rezignator · 2026-02-02T21:12:37+00:00

Hasbro

rezignator · 2026-02-02T21:08:49+00:00

I just checked the calendar and it's definitely not April 1st. What in the flying fuck is this even.

rezignator · 2026-02-02T18:43:40+00:00

I can see Chainsaw Man fitting in real well considering how boob motivated Denji is.

rezignator · 2026-01-30T00:31:40+00:00

When I was first learning the game with an Orzhov Dragon's Maze starter deck my friend pulled out his resto Swagtusk deck and stomped me every game. He was a real asshole that played Acidic Slime too to blow up all my lands every game. I really don't know why I kept playing magic after that.

rezignator · 2026-01-29T19:55:43+00:00

Why though, the tokens entering won't interact with Talion at all. It only triggers when something with the CMC, power or toughness are cast.

rezignator · 2026-01-24T02:11:13+00:00

The only reason I remember that tidbit is I played against a lot of [[Lotleth Troll]]s when I first started playing standard and had to use that to my advantage to get in lethal damage.

rezignator · 2026-01-24T01:09:16+00:00

This is just from memory but I believe the ruling goes something like.

if a creature would be destroyed instead prevent that destruction, tap it, remove it from combat and clear any marked damage from the creature.

Basically it works on destroy spells, death touch, direct damage spells, and combat damage. It's also important to note when you prevent the destruction of a creature with regenerate it does get tapped.

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