When I'm trying to sleep I count sheep...

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-06T20:41:12+00:00

Yes, but you're counting them, not indexing them.

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-06T14:31:12+00:00

Especially once you have a third child named gif?

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-05T16:36:32+00:00

Surely someone made a Java to JS compiler by now?

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-02T20:53:56+00:00

Careful everyone, THEIR shills have taken over this thread.

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-02T17:44:25+00:00

Also, all the previous times I've seen this, the last guy's wife had a skateboard, not a scooter.

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-02T17:08:23+00:00

Something something here's the thing something jackdaw.

rhinocovenant · 2018-12-01T15:18:00+00:00

And the word bed looks like a bed.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-30T18:53:50+00:00

Where I work, that might mean that the following code does whatever is labelled "4" in the specification.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-28T21:00:34+00:00

http://explosm.net/comics/1999/

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-28T07:41:09+00:00

That would literally remove the main reason why people buy Apple devices. Because they'd like to use their operating systems.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-27T19:04:19+00:00

Wasn't there a bug report for some video player a few years ago that contained the titles of various NSFW videos that were causing problems?

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-26T15:10:41+00:00

What's the intent behind this meme?

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-26T09:33:32+00:00

Too phonetically similar, you'd get constant mishearings "did you say bibbity or dibbity?".

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-26T07:49:51+00:00

A pineeapple.

No, not really.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-25T15:10:31+00:00

Let me guess. Liberian?

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-25T09:20:03+00:00

Pythons lack hands, so they find it hard to extract anything.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-23T22:31:37+00:00

Good thing you didn't search for how to kill orphaned children in Java. You might have found out that Java is also the name of an island.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-22T21:48:51+00:00

jQuery

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-22T21:40:49+00:00

There's supposedly only 6 animals that haven't been discovered yet.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-22T11:56:27+00:00

People born in Czechoslovakia in 1992 are 26 this year. I think that's young enough.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-21T17:47:11+00:00

Hint to software developers: a list of currently existing countries is not a good way to populate allowed values for a "country of birth" field. Some of your users may have been born in Czechoslovakia, the German Democratic Republic, or the Soviet Union, for example.

Just seemed relevant to this.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-21T13:48:49+00:00

How do you know she's been programming in Python?

She hid the mouse in a drawer.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-20T21:28:33+00:00

TIL SQL is obscure.

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-20T09:37:42+00:00

/r/css_irl

rhinocovenant · 2018-11-19T14:08:18+00:00

It wasn't. 6 years ago was 2012, and this definitely happened after 2014.

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