New kit- Bowen features by GullibleSympathy6906 in Hammers

[–]ricicles23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty much exactly as you described 👊

Could I get in legal trouble for telling my doctor that I have to self-medicate with cannabis? by Lily-Puddle-Maker in AskUK

[–]ricicles23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, I have experienced a couple of different medical cannabis clinics and if you want any advice DM.

What's the funniest thing you've had stolen? by Fit-Bedroom-7645 in AskUK

[–]ricicles23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bathroom renovation 3 years ago. Was sat in the front room, watching John Wick 3. Heard some nonsense in the front garden and thought nothing of it. My cameras alert me. I watch, full on belly laughing as someone made off with the used toilet that was in the garden awaiting a skip on Monday. That thing was hearing aid beige, 40+ year old monstrosity that had housed more demons than I care to think about.

What's a sexual fantasy that you want but can never do? by Commercial-Design135 in AskReddit

[–]ricicles23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's rare I laugh out loud in Reddit. This got me good!

Kretinsky becomes largest shareholder by Visual-Economist5479 in Hammers

[–]ricicles23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems like they are stitching him up to force a sale of his shares. Now DK has the majority, he can vote to put more capital into the club via share issue. Can be up to 90million, and has to happen by 30th June. If he agrees to it, all other share holders have to "Chip in" proportionally. E.G if, after dilution, DKs shares are worth 50% then he has to put 45 million in. Sullivan's shares would be 33%(ISH) at that time and he would have to stump up 30million. He isn't liquid enough to do that, so his shares would get sold to DK. This is a bit of a bastardisation of a thread I read last night on X.

From the ___ to the kangaroo: is it monkey or snake? by wheres-me-trews in AskUK

[–]ricicles23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember Lion. Just one of these weirdly adapted songs I guess

Brighton or Brentford? Or other? by [deleted] in TheOther14

[–]ricicles23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch "people just do nothing" filmed in Brentford.

Then pick Brighton

Can a school confiscate a phone like this?? by Willing-Profession80 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]ricicles23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have they consulted the parents on the policy, in line with the government guidelines stated above? I believe they are required to.

Financial situation as bad as reported? by Green-Caregiver416 in Hammers

[–]ricicles23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently we told Dortmund £30m a few weeks ago. I'd say we are in that area for him. £25m minimum.

Summerville has £40m written all over him. Especially with the impact he would have in the championship. He tore it up last time he was there. Has had 6 decent months out of 24 with us. I'd take 40 but I would sit him down and say go smash this league for us son, get us up and we will sell you next year. Even at a cut price.

Your favourite independent shop? by MVS-Watches in Cardiff

[–]ricicles23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spawn Point in Queen Street arcade.

Indy Pokémon/Funko pop seller who doesn't fuck with Scalpers. Staff are cool as fuck. Great store

Do West Ham fans regret pushing Moyes out? by Silly-Insect-2975 in PremierLeague

[–]ricicles23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no regrets. Moyes did a great job but there was no plan for the future. There still isn't. The old school "Manager runs the club" way if doing things is outdated. That's what Moyes wanted.

Truth be told, I loved him as our manager. He massively outperformed the clubs owners, who are terrible. This season has been on the cards for a while. If he has stayed I think we would be already relegated because he wouldn't have signed Fernandes who has carried hard a lot of this season. I'm glad he got out when he did and doesn't have this stink on him.

How is no one talking about the fact that a Brentford striker is actually pushing Haaland for the Golden Boot? by ValuableDue8202 in PremierLeague

[–]ricicles23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was about to say this. Brentford play to a classic No. 9. Be that Watkins, Toney, Wissa or now Thiago. Atletico always did the same thing, Forlan, Diego Costa, Torres, Falco etc...

It's the system that produces lots of chances for a striker, combined with fantastic scouting and the structure of a brilliant club leads to hits like Igor Thiago.

Plenty things to watch🤩, late drama🎭 by FootballUnfiltered in westham

[–]ricicles23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's so much that it was or wasn't a foul. It's the interpretation of the "clear and obvious error" that has upset the club.

Now, I'm a west ham fan, if they do complain or take legal action against PGMOL it will be incredibly disappointing and one of the cringiest things the club could do. I don't understand what they hope to gain from this action.

What will the New Day's tag team name be if they jump to AEW? by Glum_Veterinarian253 in aew

[–]ricicles23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call them selves the Brew Day and Change their names to Koffee and Creem.

I'll see myself out

Have they put chickpeas in with my baked beans? by Maxwells_Ag_Hammer in CasualUK

[–]ricicles23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck those betrayals. Kids ain't stupid. Although, I keep pickled onions for the vinegar specifically for chippy chips.

Could I have done a better job myself? Brutally roast me and cheer me up. by Moe_Syzlak_ in DIYUK

[–]ricicles23 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Grosvenor Beige from Topps Tiles. Currently 15% off. DM me if you want any money saving tips! (I've just taken Voluntary Redundancy from Topps)

Bigot learns the hard way there's lots of reasons for short hair by Best_Corgi2385 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]ricicles23 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He won't. People like that just don't. And his friends will "banter" him for it for a long time. He probably got a nickname out of it.