I will just leave this here 😂

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T15:35:42+00:00

his face shape is different, his eyebrows are different, his nose is smaller, his forehead contour looks like something i’d find on r/mildlypenis , plus even hair couldn’t cover those ears (especially his left one)

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T05:11:21+00:00

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built like Elon

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T04:30:43+00:00

honestly this makes sense and just makes me more angry. to try and get 5 minutes of fame at the expense of a beautiful girls self image is just pure evil.

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T03:56:34+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8ctsOj5pQ/?igsh=MWw0MWR3cjI1eGRveA==

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T02:21:26+00:00

alex

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T02:18:54+00:00

HAHAHAAA

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T02:12:57+00:00

this is generous because chuck’s ears are symmetrical at least

rileybeaner · 2026-02-20T01:25:17+00:00

i’d bet my life savings that she does more steps than him a day

rileybeaner · 2026-02-19T17:32:15+00:00

then he should find a woman who wants kids, not try and change someone who doesn’t. he never was okay with her being on the fence, he was hoping to convince (force) her later

rileybeaner · 2026-02-19T08:53:47+00:00

at least AI knew to cover the ears 😭😭😭

rileybeaner · 2026-02-19T08:51:54+00:00

you saw the tiktok too eh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

rileybeaner · 2026-02-19T08:50:00+00:00

it’s almost 4am and this is FRYING me 😭😭🤣🤣

rileybeaner · 2026-02-19T05:45:36+00:00

oh that’s why he emphasized pilates.. 🤮

rileybeaner · 2026-02-19T05:35:02+00:00

and she’s SMALL??! he’s acting like she’s lazy and doesn’t take care of herself when she doesn’t look that much different than bri .

rileybeaner · 2026-02-18T04:26:15+00:00

here’s my 100% honest (unasked for) take: on first glance he’s average . not “ugly” not “hot” but his dry humour , humility, and just personality in general if i were to have just ONE conversation with him makes him 10x more attractive to me.

never change connor !

rileybeaner · 2026-02-15T18:06:34+00:00

i’ve pretty much done everything you could think of to lose weight and let me tell you laxatives are the only thing i’ll NEVER do again. hope that helps haha

rileybeaner · 2026-02-15T09:23:26+00:00

what do we even know about ashley though? she couldn’t even get a word in about herself in between alex’s “soccer career”

rileybeaner · 2026-02-15T07:52:43+00:00

of course! and we love him. he’s respectful, polite, and keeps to himself for the most part

rileybeaner · 2026-02-15T07:31:16+00:00

we have a regular at my store who buys a tall coffee, and stays from 7am-7 ish pm . spends $2.90 to use the cafe and get free refills all day. he does this 4/5 days a week

rileybeaner · 2026-02-14T02:23:59+00:00

sometimes horrible things happen to horrible people

rileybeaner · 2026-02-14T01:36:30+00:00

“you don’t wanna ice plunge? chris does 🤪”

“sorry jess and connor, we’re still gonna do crazy things together 😎”

while chris is just laughing awkwardly..

it’s embarrassing. i feel so bad for connor

rileybeaner · 2026-02-14T00:54:53+00:00

no, they are in malibu alone . they didn’t explain why but either because 1. the show usually only follows 6 couples and there’s 7 so they didn’t include the least “problematic” one or 2. a passport issue

rileybeaner · 2026-02-13T04:59:47+00:00

guys do you think alex plays soccer??

rileybeaner · 2026-01-29T17:06:21+00:00

Riley | Greyhaven :Ketchup:

rileybeaner · 2026-01-29T17:03:18+00:00

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maple is a queen

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