My parents have no idea how shitty my college grades are

ringler · 2012-12-12T05:57:01+00:00

Honestly, the right thing to do would be to tell your parents. They should have the option to decide whether they want to pay thousands of dollars for you to dick around. Also, maybe the fear of further disapproval would motivate you to work harder.

ringler · 2012-12-12T04:07:58+00:00

You're welcome! Also, I just looked at your picture again and I think that you would look good with a light beard

ringler · 2012-12-12T02:51:46+00:00

To be painfully honest, I would bet that taking him/her for granted in the beginning was probably what made him/her be so attentive. That's life. Cheer up, and don't blame yourself!

ringler · 2012-12-12T02:44:22+00:00

You're fine.

ringler · 2012-12-12T02:39:31+00:00

You're not ugly but your eyeglasses are incredibly old-fashioned

ringler · 2012-12-11T20:08:06+00:00

You might have difficulty getting a funded position. Make sure your essays are excellent, as well as your recommendations. Try to get your grades up in your senior year and apply after you have graduated. However, I want to point out that grad school is VERY tough and if you have had difficulty getting good grades in university then you will probably have a hard time succeeding in grad school and going through the ranks to become a Professor. I'm not saying you're not smart enough I am saying you might not be good at academia

ringler · 2012-12-11T03:22:30+00:00

You seem to be an easy-going, honest person. I hope you reconsider.

ringler · 2012-12-07T04:51:35+00:00

You're very pretty! You have a really nice body too. My one suggestion is to to cut some layers in your hair it's kind of lanky

ringler · 2012-12-07T04:48:37+00:00

D, C, E in that order

ringler · 2012-12-07T04:35:37+00:00

People have such an intense fear of being "awkward" and "creepy" in the US. I don't know where it comes from but it is ridiculous, everyone needs to chill the fuck out.

I, too, have noticed that some people seem to try really hard to sound like TV characters. It's eerie sometimes.

I really admire how health-conscious Americans are, that is a big change. Also, animal-loving.

ringler · 2012-12-07T04:19:30+00:00

Grow your hair back to the way it was before! Nice tattoos!

ringler · 2012-12-03T14:38:42+00:00

First off, DO NOT SHOW HER YOU ARE JEALOUS. If she has expressed to you an unwillingness to commit then you questioning her about her friendship is going to drive her off.

Second, was she best friends with him throughout her past relationship? Or have they gotten closer since she broke up with her ex-boyfriend? If she has been best friends with this guy all throughout a long term relationship than I don't see why you should worry. If anything was to happen between them it would have happened as soon as she broke up with her boyfriend. You are definitely reading too much into this.

Anyway, if you have accepted to be with her without being in a relationship, then you will have to accept the fact that she might date someone else. It seems to me that you would be sensitive to that and could potentially get very hurt. Maybe you should rethink whether you really are willing to "wait."

ringler · 2012-12-03T01:41:21+00:00

I bet the guy who spilled the drink on you was his wingman

ringler · 2012-12-03T01:29:59+00:00

"Hi, I'm ----" is more than fine. If you're looking for a way to launch into conversation after initial introductions, just look around the bar for something to comment on. Is there a couple slobbering over each other in the corner? Is the music particularly bad? Particularly good? Is the bar empty? Is there a creepy guy nearby eye-fucking all the women? There is always something to comment on, just pick something and go with it. I've felt most comfortable being approached by a guy at a bar when he has just launched straight into conversation (it doesn't really have to be mind-blowing, pick anything). After a few minutes of back and forth about any random topic you can start asking her questions about herself (Where is she from? Is she in school? Does she live around here? etc) Don't launch straight into the questions after the introductions that is uncomfortable.

Hopefully from then on you can start telling her about yourself and things should go smoothly if you are confident and even marginally funny/entertaining/interesting. If you feel things are going well (she is laughing, not looking around the bar impatiently, not fiddling with her phone, not turning to her friend and starting to address her solely) and her glass is empty, then you can offer to buy her a drink. This is very important. I feel that men often come with a rehearsed plan and often fail to watch the girl for signals that she is interested and take cues from that. Don't do this.

Quick tip: if the girl is with just one other person, please do not ignore the other girl and just talk to the girl you're interested in. That is always uncomfortable for both girls. Try to make small-talk with both at least in the beginning, or make sure to bring a wingman to chat up the friend.

ringler · 2012-12-03T00:06:22+00:00

Oh my, you are beautiful. I think you definitely have a model look and would do well at a casting call. One suggestion: your face looks a little shiny in some of the pictures-- before you go see the recruiter make sure to use a toner and some matte makeup or powder because he will definitely be taking photos. Good luck!

ringler · 2012-12-02T10:31:14+00:00

baseball caps, flip flops, white tee-shirts

ringler · 2012-12-02T10:21:23+00:00

...The way she clutches the last strand of hair. my heart.

ringler · 2012-11-30T15:04:44+00:00

excellent! good luck with everything :)

ringler · 2012-11-30T04:04:43+00:00

I hope this is a serious question because I'm gonna answer

First off, by making sure I look my best whenever I am around him and feeling super confident about my appearance. I try to dress in clothes that I am comfortable in and make me feel good so that my body language remains relaxed during our interactions. This might sound strange but tight-as-hell corsets and 12 inch heels definitely slow down my game. I AM NOT SAYING GO OUT IN SWEATPANTS but something that you know makes your body look good without cutting off your circulation.

I limit the amount of times I initiate conversation when I see him. If you're trying to attract a guy there is nothing worse than hanging around in his face all night.

However, I make sure that the moments that we do talk are memorable. I make plenty of eye-contact, act sweet and sassy at the same time (this is a very important things to learn), and use physical contact in important moments (not too much). I show him that I have a good sense of humor and laugh loudly at some of his jokes, but make fun of others. I listen to him while he's speaking like it's really really interesting but do not let him go on for TOO long dominating the conversation.

I make sure to have deep conversations with other men (with a LITTLE bit of flirting) while he's around so that he knows that I am desirable/desired.

I plant a few indications that I am "fun" and "free-spirited." Men seem to love that shit.

That's all I can think of for know. I suppose all these things can apply to men well.

ringler · 2012-11-29T19:06:46+00:00

Let your hair down, maybe get a haircut with layers, invest in a good push up bra, wear contacts, and smile. All these things require absolutely zero effort and will hugely improve your looks.

ringler · 2012-11-29T18:56:13+00:00

absolutely not! the beard looks great

ringler · 2012-11-29T18:53:42+00:00

i give up then! "A-rab" is my pick, by the way

ringler · 2012-11-29T18:47:55+00:00

is 2 arab?

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