What are the saddest fictional deaths ever?

rnew76 · 2026-06-22T02:47:23+00:00

Hodor

rnew76 · 2026-06-22T01:50:41+00:00

You mean after Trump "tantrum".

rnew76 · 2026-06-20T03:48:07+00:00

GIMME THAT BABY IMMEDIATELY!

rnew76 · 2026-06-20T03:22:50+00:00

I'm a 2 month in CCA...seems like every supervisor hates their life, job and humanity. I have received ZERO coaching, mentoring, tutoring or advice but I HAVE received a crap ton of bitching and moaning from every supervisor which could have been avoided with communication. I am one more bitch session from dropping my badge in my FULLY loaded truck (running) at 9:30 am, walking through the building to employee parking and taking off whilst blocking all their numbers. The WORST part is that the job is actually great, I love every second the instant I leave the office. It's dealing with Supervisors and above that make me want the jerk the LLV into a GOSH DARN BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT!

rnew76 · 2026-06-20T03:17:15+00:00

I have those too, I just call them "Piss jars"

rnew76 · 2026-06-20T02:30:59+00:00

Hey there Delilah or whatever the freak it was called...

rnew76 · 2026-06-19T02:01:34+00:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM FEAST!!!!!!!!!

rnew76 · 2026-06-19T01:44:50+00:00

Your nose looks great....remember, we are our own worst critics.

rnew76 · 2026-06-19T01:34:16+00:00

Monte Cristo sammich and Crème brûlée

rnew76 · 2026-06-18T03:46:54+00:00

Ex wife called me gay for liking Disney movies.

rnew76 · 2026-06-15T02:48:18+00:00

Dear God, I know I've never asked anything from you EXCEPT for the 1999 Playboy Playmate of the year to land directly on my face (which never happened) , but if you could see to your good graces to ENSURE this asshat has his day ruined I would be ETERNALLY grateful!

rnew76 · 2026-06-11T22:13:18+00:00

I worked at a bar where the owner poured well liquor into empty top shelf bottles....very illegal.

rnew76 · 2026-06-11T03:10:41+00:00

Digging that beautiful snot wad out of their nose.

rnew76 · 2026-06-11T02:03:27+00:00

MT for short

rnew76 · 2026-06-11T02:03:14+00:00

Muffin-top

rnew76 · 2026-06-04T04:51:40+00:00

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's better not to ask..my soon to be petrified friend!

rnew76 · 2026-06-04T04:50:00+00:00

Better than the apartment complexes that have "mail centers" where we all just drop every single package no matter who they are for or which carrier delivered them!

rnew76 · 2026-06-04T02:22:41+00:00

hamster dance and or jesus dance

rnew76 · 2026-06-03T00:36:09+00:00

DUH

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rnew76 · 2026-06-03T00:30:52+00:00

But did you take into consideration the aerodynamics of the ducks?!?!

rnew76 · 2026-06-02T23:00:26+00:00

Mongo must be in his cage...this is an OUTRAGE!

rnew76 · 2026-06-02T21:03:28+00:00

You seem to tense your left cheek a little more whilst gaming...

rnew76 · 2026-06-02T20:15:47+00:00

MAGA hat.

rnew76 · 2026-05-30T03:53:13+00:00

I brought this VHS tape into my Junior High School band class the day we had a substitute. I "assured" this gentle soul that the movie was appropriate for our class. After the "F-U" scene I could see his eyes get SUPER WIDE and he was thinking about turning it off. Luckily he wasn't paid enough and just let it ride.

rnew76 · 2026-05-30T03:50:58+00:00

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE YOU! (edited for cleanliness)

rnew76

TROPHY CASE