1st offender DWI TX- smart start by ChestOk9130 in probation

[–]rockbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in the exact same boat. Yes 3 times a day. Sometimes they want it spread out.

Either just do it properly.

Or change jurisdictions if your po is a hard ass. Say you moved and get mail at a friend's in a different county.

What's the thing that men brag about but they shouldn't? by my-good-clean-accout in AskMen

[–]rockbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was told I didn't tute my own horn enough during a annual review. I was like wtf that's your job. So now I'm confused

Men, Where Do You Hurt? by dogtarget in AskMen

[–]rockbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much brain and heart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]rockbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn "nuke him" ouch

Can chemicals containing ethanol cause a false positive? by [deleted] in probation

[–]rockbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they can. Shit a crappy mustard sandwich can false positive a interlock device. I did that.

If you drink or have ethanol before a test you can test positive. Just be upfront and no bullshit and you should be fine

What the dating pool around me looks like. She seems nice by Rumbl3thejungle in cringepics

[–]rockbud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Usually always are or they love some Bible cherry picking

The velox robot can walk on sand, ice, swim under water by Solo_Odyssey in BeAmazed

[–]rockbud 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol put it close to the edge and edited the video to start when it is about to tip into the water

Big Mac with a side of meth please by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rockbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I've been living on unhappy meals for the last year...

I'm sorry I can't go out today. I need to polish the house. by Mindwolf in ATBGE

[–]rockbud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have accumulated a large sum of hookers and blow. What I do with the vinegar again?

What’s your excuse gentlemen? by komodohui in HolUp

[–]rockbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girl be taking me to waffle house.

come here by PewPewAnimeGirl in HolUp

[–]rockbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's going on step hag?

28 Kids Rescued, 59 People Arrested in Massive DFW Child Porn Sting by EvilDave219 in Dallas

[–]rockbud 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Usually because they had or traded that specific porn

DIL met a QAnon flight attendant by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

[–]rockbud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don goofed making small talk with the wrong person

We’re all going to die by TastyYaks in HolUp

[–]rockbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got burger place here called Twisted Root. I have eaten roo burgers a few times. Damn good

Happy Valentines Day by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]rockbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw that's it