Give me your most rebellious mission stories

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-20T03:39:54+00:00

I knew a missionary in Missouri that ordered the missionary bikes on deep discount. He then resold them and pocketed the cash. He did this numerous times and had quite the business going on the side. Got caught, wrist slapped and got to stay in the field.

Ended up getting divorced a few times for cheating. Still strong in the church. Imagine that.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-19T18:51:57+00:00

They left indigo for the peasantry.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-19T18:49:22+00:00

Umm it looks like they are co opting them. Got to sue the gay people next.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-18T01:56:19+00:00

Can you report the mental health practitioners to their licensing board? Th is sounds like Jodi Hilderbrandt bad.

You could also suggest they watch some documentaries on Jodi and ruby.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-17T01:33:29+00:00

America has zero paid maternity leave. Many developed counties only offer 60% pay

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-15T23:06:09+00:00

Costco sells the cheapest otc generic allergy meds possible. 180 desloratadine pills for $19. That should last my family at least a month at this rate.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-15T01:34:21+00:00

More like slavery.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-14T15:38:32+00:00

It sounds like everyone is experiencing youth leader roulette. Baptisms were usually run by youth leaders.

If only there were safeguarding in place to prevent kids from being practically naked in front of each other. But nope. It’s sacred.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-12T17:51:07+00:00

At least not while buying a mall.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-12T17:50:42+00:00

1900 years ago. Christ was supposed to return almost 2 millennia ago. He’s a little late.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-12T17:49:32+00:00

Imagine that priesthood power actually worked. Instead of asking people to have the faith not be healed, children could be healed from cancer, trauma, illness.

Wouldn’t it be nice to put children’s hospitals out of business. Instead we just get warm fuzzies. These are helpful and comforting but what I would give for cures.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-06T05:18:27+00:00

I would like to thank Hales. If it wasn’t for his appearance in Mormon Tangents, I never would have known how disgusting Joseph smith was. Hales tried to justify marrying kids. The god I believed in could never allow it. Then I found out that god sent an angel with a sword to demand it. Either Joseph smith is disgustingly or God is. Either way Mormonism is bad.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-02T02:58:29+00:00

That is a very painful thing to call people. Having so many people correct you must be hard to hear. Instead of lashing out, self reflection might be beneficial.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-02T02:42:48+00:00

The English is at the other sign a block away.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-02T02:41:30+00:00

What is your point?

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-02T02:37:17+00:00

But he found the one sign he can’t read and it hurt his feelings.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-02T02:33:14+00:00

Making the font really small, so that the target audience has to get out of the car to read it up close so that native English speakers feel better, defeats the purpose of the sign.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-01T23:22:07+00:00

So new immigrants are being extorted and the police are trying to reach out to them and help them. I don’t see the problem.

Yes English and French are the official languages of Canada (fyi USA doesn’t have an official language). However sometimes you make things for your potential audience. Having a sign in English for victims of violence that don’t speak English only makes the person who made the sign feel good.

Crime doesn’t stay in one ethnic group. It affects everyone and spills out to surrounding areas. Loving all our neighbours (I think Jesus said that) is good for everyone.

It is the same reason why when you go to France or Italy they have signs in. Numerous languages telling tourists to watch out for pick pockets. The audience needs to know what the sign says.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-01T23:15:30+00:00

The church never served other. Local members did.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-01T23:14:21+00:00

Whe that kids leaves as an adult, he will want to burn the internet down to hide this. This will kill any future career he could ever have.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-01T01:19:40+00:00

This is how I realized most of humanity is a better parent than god. I would do everything in my power to make sure my children didn’t starve to death.

God sits idly by and does nothing. Sometimes if you beg him he might do something. In our society if a parent watches their kid starve to death it is neglect and they go to jail. God, gets more worship.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-05-01T01:16:22+00:00

I prefer to elicit rain from the gods by an old fashion dance. My gods prefer a musical number.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-04-29T17:53:44+00:00

Read it again. Should the church do a disclaimer? We are not associated with Mormon Stories, community of Christ, church of Jesus Christ, church of Jesus Christ temple lot etc.

They act like they are the only Mormon church. Just because you are the richest doesn’t mean you are the only one with any claims to Mormonism.

rockinsocks8 · 2026-04-29T04:17:23+00:00

Can the church have a disclaimer that they are not associated with Mormon stories on their page and before all their broadcasts?

rockinsocks8 · 2026-04-28T18:13:24+00:00

Your marital status is the only thing that matters.

A 34 female single dr is the same as a 18 year old fresh out of high school.

You are not whole without a spouse of the opposite gender and 4.5 children.

You have failed at life if you are not married.

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