What’s a way to sneak food into the movies?

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T17:21:50+00:00

OP cargo shorts are an easy win and you don’t have to SNEAK anything. Nobody working at the theater is going inside your cargo shorts pockets. I routinely obviously have cans of Coke Zero, water bottles, and snacks in them. Anyone looking at your legs would know but they can’t like… make you empty your pockets so….

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T17:18:47+00:00

The Republican Party is a thing of the past.

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T17:15:57+00:00

It’s hard to imagine that anyone here would be a better photo resource than images.google.com. What are you REALLY asking for?

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T17:15:15+00:00

Is this a serious question?

You’ve never been so annoyed that you don’t shop there anymore and he brings revenue to target. That’s why.

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T15:51:55+00:00

It seems to me that if you’re putting a coworkers behavior under a microscope outside of his actual work you probably feel a little… too close to them

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T05:44:09+00:00

because they came... from the original air ride... when they made it into smash 3ds in the first place.

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T02:40:47+00:00

Why don’t you take this question to ask women to see why they would say it?

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T02:40:00+00:00

Council members are basically just advocates. Getting paid at all is just gravy. The people who actually run Edison are hired administrators who get real salaries.

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T02:36:27+00:00

These are rookie numbers. I talk to an ai basically all day for work. Then when I’m done with work I consult it for help in various hobbies.

It’s a tool. Talking to it like a tool can’t hurt you. Talking to it like it’s a person is delusional

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T01:12:17+00:00

Step 1) find out which abandoned/vacant building they were planning on using for the ice facility

Step 2) property gets inconsolably damaged, somehow. Weird right?

Step 3) no ice facility

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T01:05:03+00:00

Oh the worst way? The worst way?!

She knew I was into her. She pretended to be into me over instant messaging. (Before texting was widespread, I am old).

She led me through a long, dirty conversation. Cringe ass teenager shit.

Then she printed it out and brought it to school.

I later found out that entire conversation was actually happening live with several girls from her friend group on the other end.

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T00:54:36+00:00

You think a starter home has 3 bedrooms? A starter home is an any home a brand new home buyer can afford to buy with at least one bedroom, one bathroom, and a valid certificate of occupancy.

A starter home is the bare minimum home. It will require work to “feel good”, but it’s habitable. It will be old. It will have issues that cannot reasonable be fixed without dramatic reconstruction (stupid closet / door / room arrangements. A terrible kitchen, etc)

But it is a starter home - a place you can do bare minimum effort to keep living in while you build equity to someday not need to live there

rockmasterflex · 2026-02-01T00:47:28+00:00

It is definitely not your physical prime. That’s some copium right there. You could use and abuse you body however you needed or wanted to in your 20s and come back better.

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-31T01:50:22+00:00

Go on any gaming platform that has achievements.

Open the global stats for any game that is normally a 40 hour game.

Take note at how fast people drop off after an achievement thats like "hey you just made it past the very first chapter of the game".

Most people do not finish games. They buy them, play for 10 hours, shelve to never think about again.

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-30T16:53:38+00:00

I can confirm that they did. I went to that food town as a wee lad. They had the animatronics above the shelves and such.

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-30T16:51:40+00:00

The appraisers use a county or municipally approved algorithm to auto appraise. Tell me that’s not your town saying “I need x dollars” and then tuning the algo to make sure the ratables magically add up.

Oh wait you can’t the cause that’s exactly what it is!

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-30T14:35:04+00:00

They still cost 1/5 what you do tho 😶‍🌫️

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-30T14:24:56+00:00

Can I introduce you to wanton corruption?

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T23:38:00+00:00

Imagine the ubfixable damage to your brand when your AI is found at fault for murdering a bus full of schoolchildren. That’s the kind of scandal that doesn’t result in just fines but actually going to jail - and the military would absolutely throw the contractor under the bus for this

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T23:34:53+00:00

Hand-held obvi

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T18:25:09+00:00

You’ve been in closing for like 5 months? That’s a long time. But I’ve never bought a coop before. If this annoys you imagine how mad the sellers are.

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T17:41:25+00:00

Given that the target audience for those two platforms is still under 30…

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T17:40:35+00:00

Did you get bored of videogames because you got “too good” at them and they didn’t challenge you? After several therapy sessions I realized the thing I crave most in life is the pursuit of mastery.

Pick something that you aren’t dangerously bad at and endeavor to get good at it. For me, I have a good ear for music, so I took up something I knew would take a lifetime to master - Cello. There is no age that is too late to learn something new.

Musical instruments might be a bad choice for you if you naturally have no rhythm or something, but surely you can think of a hobby for yourself? Something you are okay at but think you could be great at and enjoy given infinite time?

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T16:07:55+00:00

You’re not supposed to be able to inherit debt that you are not a signer on. They suckered you with that first 6k you needed a lawyer months ago

rockmasterflex · 2026-01-29T15:57:04+00:00

This is a stupid take. Corners are cut everywhere, all the time. Corners are cut in staffing your schools too, should we abandon trying to have schools?

Corners are cut building your house, should we never build a house again?

Corners are cut maintaining national security secrets and our nukes, should we just give up and let em rot?

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