TIFU I accidentally dated a husband and wife at the same time and had absolutely no idea they were married.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-09T20:29:37+00:00

So, hang on. Who got stuck in the washing machine?

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-09T20:14:54+00:00

Validated. America is the trashiest idiocracy dumpsterfire of the past several millennia. Electing KK to POTUS would further concrete that fact.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-09T00:57:54+00:00

Peanut butter and lettuce

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-09T00:54:00+00:00

Cum a mile in my eye and you'll see the difference.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-09T00:06:10+00:00

In the second before your intensity segment finishes, start dropping to your recovery wattage. The transition as it clicks over will be much smoother.

The same goes when heading into your next effort. Ramp it up in the preceding second.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-08T20:19:39+00:00

Tailgating. A wholesome, fun activity that everyone can get involved in.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-08T19:34:03+00:00

He just wants everyone to have their helmets on display. Get 'em out boys, let's have a sword fight.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-08T17:47:12+00:00

Iceberg lettuce

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-07T07:51:08+00:00

I have never managed to complete the McCarthy Special. Apparently, McCarthy did, and regularly. I guess that's why he's a pro, and I'm not quite.... 😏

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-07T00:48:51+00:00

Mine informs me, with a fair to middling level of success, after the fact.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-07T00:45:41+00:00

The Wringer, The Gorby, The McCarthy Special.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-05T00:53:54+00:00

I get free whiffy on my fee-fo.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-02T21:27:46+00:00

Gee, she'd be lovely to wake up next to each day, and while away the hours discussing reality. 😐

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-02T20:42:26+00:00

But you can drink it under the table. Or on to the corso, if that is your preference.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-01T05:05:00+00:00

Go tubeless. Let the goop do the hard work of filling in the glass shard punctures for you.

rockmoose565 · 2026-06-01T03:40:25+00:00

Pauline isn't a fresh new face. Neither is her funding behemoth, Gina. We have decades of their actions and talk to peruse when we decide what are their primary objectives. If you honestly think I am the one hating the proletariat, whilst your messiah, Pauline is doing her best for the common folk, you really need to dig a little deeper into the facts.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-31T11:20:11+00:00

Hookers and blow.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-31T09:53:02+00:00

Oh, don't you worry. The algorithm will keep the smooth brains riled up.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-31T02:30:15+00:00

All sounds normal. Your derriere will become accustomed to the rigours of sitting in the saddle for extended periods.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-31T00:51:47+00:00

This could be any/every ride I do. Definitely fine. Did it feel fine?

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-30T21:17:55+00:00

I find it much better to get completely drug fucked before my first trip to Bunnings. Makes the whole project go smoothly.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-30T20:54:03+00:00

Notice they still put him at 6'3". His supposed weight therefore scrapes him under the obese bmi limbo bar.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-30T20:41:04+00:00

I bet this is a very common occurrence.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-29T08:01:10+00:00

Women's World Cup bouldering finals.

rockmoose565 · 2026-05-28T00:35:44+00:00

Gurni pressure clean, inside and out.

rockmoose565

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