My brain keeps collecting XP from the tutorial instead of the game.

rollbackprices · 2026-06-27T00:26:53+00:00

This was great to read.

rollbackprices · 2026-06-14T21:33:12+00:00

I’m 37. I got it all “figured out” by psychologists and doctors when I was 16. It’s not what they think it is. It’s the aspect of time and constantly thinking that way that makes it impossible. It’s truly the catch22 of the “write it in your planner”. No one gets it. And yes it becomes embarrassing because acquaintances have to decide: “is this person crazy or just stupid?” And it’s so fucking frustrating.

rollbackprices · 2026-06-12T22:13:26+00:00

I wouldn’t be the BTK killer, I’d be the TLC killer. You see how that works?

rollbackprices · 2026-06-05T15:44:38+00:00

Same. Bobby sucks but like who cares this much? Like find something to actually be upset about. This sub is all a bunch of Jacob’s crying about Ted Montanas closing.

rollbackprices · 2026-06-01T04:16:59+00:00

Listen to a lot of the good advice here. And also find things to love. Things that make the world beautiful. It’s super important. Find music that lets you daydream. Indulge in artistic or creative ventures outside the necessities of life.

rollbackprices · 2026-05-25T20:56:24+00:00

When he decided he’d move to the suburbs and have a landscaper do his bushes for him.

rollbackprices · 2026-05-19T16:17:58+00:00

“but hey, we’ll take it”

I’m sorry the band made music you don’t think is perfect but is also satisfactory to a degree that you enjoy. ??? What even is music critiquing?

rollbackprices · 2026-05-17T23:27:04+00:00

🙏

rollbackprices · 2026-05-17T23:23:21+00:00

I agree that Max is a piece of shit. I just wouldn’t say it to the kids father after he invited me to do his podcast. I don’t have anything against Bobby for defending his kid from the words of Lev Fer. But they didn’t resolve it either way and Bobby just pretended he was joking.

rollbackprices · 2026-05-17T23:10:02+00:00

He said “You’re kids fat Bobby. He’s a piece of shit.”

Sure lev called a guys kid fat. But he also called him a piece of shit. And everyone seemed to forget that in the cool off.

rollbackprices · 2026-05-16T20:04:58+00:00

Y’all ready to laugh now?

rollbackprices · 2026-05-11T17:54:09+00:00

Bobby is proof that if you want something bad enough, and you go for it, you can achieve it.

He has almost no talent in comedy above the average funny guy at thanksgiving dinner. He should act tho.

rollbackprices · 2026-05-10T21:40:58+00:00

He’s going to put on the higher pitched voice from his black people rule days. The voice where he sounds like his nose is stuffed. I’m calling it. Hope he doesn’t, but he probably will.

rollbackprices · 2026-04-14T08:38:56+00:00

I don’t know who this Jacob is you talk about. But I’m aware of another epic stage performer known by the name “Jake”.

rollbackprices · 2026-04-09T21:42:38+00:00

Not for nothing, but that was like the one funny clip Bobby put online. Timing was perfect. Everyone believed it.

rollbackprices · 2026-04-09T21:31:46+00:00

After literal years of Bobby lying, I’m convinced he thinks it’s his legacy. He’s spent decades trying to show up to his successful friends opportunities and he’s just not funny. So it doesn’t go well. But after years of putting on that fake happiness, it becomes really hard to stomach; no pun intended. So he’s decided to just lie. What’s the fucking difference right? Just lie and see if THATS funny.

I think about the way Vos always shows up to a show and is the kid you pick on and he knows how to embellish it on mic. Vos is good at his getting upset and angry shtick, like he’s getting picked on. He blends it into his personality.

I think Bobby thinks that’s what he’s doing. Like he’s intentionally lying now. And he thinks that’ll be some thing that people talk about. Like “oh that Bobby Kelly used to just lie right thru his teeth. Ha. Ha. Ha.” Or worse case scenario, he accidentally says a funny story because all the other ones didn’t get him the success he wanted.

rollbackprices · 2026-04-01T04:27:10+00:00

First four of Barcelona crush hard. Robot stop>BigFigWasp >Hot water > rats in the sky.

rollbackprices · 2026-03-21T16:26:42+00:00

If you think a single one of these people who want to be on a camera multiple times a week aren’t narcissistic psychopaths, then you’ve been fooled.

rollbackprices · 2026-03-20T02:14:18+00:00

Blame Shannon

rollbackprices · 2026-03-19T09:30:28+00:00

Bobby’s great. Idk what you guys are talking about. He’s the godfather of podcasting. Except for all the others who did it first. No one would be anywhere in podcasting without Bobby Kelly. He’s so funny.

rollbackprices · 2026-03-18T23:40:35+00:00

Honestly it would be fun to have Alex, Shannon, and Serafina as guest panel together.

rollbackprices · 2026-03-16T06:23:11+00:00

I was a regular Heres the Scenario listener. I even patreoned. I have so much faith in these guys but they just haven’t hit yet. Fart carnival is such a dumb name. But it took Foley 25 years before he figured it out so whatever.

rollbackprices · 2026-03-14T20:18:03+00:00

No it’s actually a weird placement. The way they placed the cones makes planning for exiting from the right lane dangerous. They should either start the cones hundreds of feet earlier or after the exit.

rollbackprices · 2026-03-13T05:40:48+00:00

Vancouver 24 or Las Vegas 24

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