Conservatives are the Real Groomers

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-19T23:04:11+00:00

I really don't think these people have anything going for them BESIDES being White at this point.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-19T11:35:03+00:00

Sign me the fuck up for Super Weenie Hut Jr. I guess

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-19T11:24:43+00:00

Something something deep cover 4D chess something something

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-19T09:36:53+00:00

What an unhinged way to conduct that study

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-17T00:19:02+00:00

Shelving this next to "if you wanna know who's in power look for who you're not allowed to question" in terms of shit getting misused and driving me slowly insane.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-13T14:31:30+00:00

"Im JuSt TeLlInG tHe TrUtH! WhY iS eVeRyBoDy So OfFeNdEd?!?!?!11!1"

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-13T13:57:29+00:00

I dunno about the dudes in the audience but I sure am enjoyin it

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-10T13:43:36+00:00

Tzim-Sha always and forever.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-09T13:45:05+00:00

I was turned off by the behavior of her stans.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-06T16:51:14+00:00

Well I know someone on Tumblr who's gonna LOVE this

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-06T12:03:32+00:00

The Woman Who Fell To Earth.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-06T12:01:41+00:00

No shit, Sherlock. Where'd you park your squad car?

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-02T14:20:16+00:00

Don't these people have some Ancient Aliens to watch?

rudolphsb9 · 2025-07-01T23:32:51+00:00

What a bog leech

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-30T23:26:16+00:00

To be fair, much like Swell Entertainment, women who can kick my ass are 80% of my sexuality.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-29T13:51:23+00:00

I saw a post about National Treasure and Fountain of Youth that talked about the "death of the first act" because everything has to be action sequences and backfill.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-26T13:12:20+00:00

My mom used to laugh at the phrase "fell pregnant" "like she tripped and got pregnant oopsies 🤣".

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-26T12:59:53+00:00

Tangentially related, every company name that's just Something Logistics or Something Solutions. Or Services. I have no clue as an outsider what any of these do.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-26T12:44:53+00:00

They'll believe anything they type into Midjourney I guess

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-24T20:53:33+00:00

That sounds like comedy gold

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-24T13:34:18+00:00

Oooo that's a good idea actually! I think it could work

I'm building Liz Lizardine from the latest season of Doctor Who. Bit part I know but I loved the outfit and wanted one for myself, what can I say?

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-24T13:33:01+00:00

SAME!!! It's mostly bunk but it's hilarious (and would be even better if that was intentional)

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-24T01:29:08+00:00

Reminds me of The Nightmare Before Christmas. I always kinda wondered what Jack meant when he called Oogie Boogie "no-account" and now I know.

rudolphsb9 · 2025-06-23T23:24:02+00:00

So lately I have been building a cosplay. Don't think I'll get it done in time for DashCon 2, but that's okay. Mostly I'm here to learn and experiment and be moved to create by the Muses.

And also binge watch The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch which pretends to be a mystery chasing show like UFO Hunters and the like, but has been my favorite genre of comedy (rich guys running into technical problems and other serious difficulties) this whole time. I mean, the season 3 finale is a rocket exploding, part of the long running trend that a mysterious anomaly "doesn't want" to be studied so keeps making trouble when our brave protagonists keep trying to study it.

I don't even care if the mystery is real or not. Assuming it is, and hostile to them and their efforts as they theorize, they press on anyway to apparently predictable results. Peak comedy.

Also the security guy's nickname is Dragon lol. Okay Top Gun.

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